Martin Collett jumped under my train on Friday night.
He fucked up a lot of people's plans, as well as upsetting our driver, and the small matter of murdering his ex-girlfriend last Tuesday. I'm glad the crunchy bastard is dead. What are you glad about?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:02, 25 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oooo! was that him?
I'm glad I'm not sick any more.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I thought it was some bricks or pieces of metal.
Turned out it was a body. Turns out now it was him. Knob. I'm a bit unwell myself. But going for pizza with my mate when I get off this train.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)

A pizza after squashing someone... nice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:13, Reply)

He didn't feel like pizza
More like a curried goat. Because of all the crunchy bones.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:17, Reply)

He is probably feeling a little flat now.
Having previous been a bit run down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Don't call Crunchy a bastard.
Larping is NOT a crime.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:06, Reply)

He was so crunchy.
I thought the cunt was going to derail us.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I'm glad you're not dead
and I'm glad this interminable weekend is nearly over.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Thangs luv.
You had a bad'un?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)

No, just bored out of my fucking mind
on account of having no IRL friends and nothing to do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 18:23, Reply)

You have your soulmate!
I hope you believe in those. Unlike a certain sibling...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:32, Reply)

The world is your oyster B3th.
Go forth and mingle.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I read that as 'Go forth and minge.'
Which was a bit confusing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:36, Reply)

But you are easily confused Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I know.
It's a gift.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Go forth and minge
this shall be my new motto.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)

It works for me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)

SEXEH!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Oooh.
They've just mentioned Martin Collett on the news!

You're almost famous.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Well, I did kill him...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Long Distance Roota!
(A relation of Long Distance Clara, only with a train rather than a lorry)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I had that nickname for a while

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:36, Reply)

How did you manage to get such a nickname?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Her name is Clara
and she likes to go Long-Distance. If you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 18:43, Reply)

CON
VOYYYYYYYYY!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:19, Reply)