Apart from popping in to work for half an hour
I have done sod all bar have an almighty lie in and watch dvds wrapped in a duvet with TC.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So what did you manage to do that you never thought you'd do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Pfft, regretting uttering a bloody word about it, mostly.

(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Oh go on tell us.
Otherwise me and Jeff will post questions all day every day for the next three weeks. And I'll post questions on your facebook wall.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Three weeks? I'm made of stronger stuff than that Al.
I call A MONTH of questions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

A thing of a multiple nature
nothing to do with my bottom, Jeff.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Multiple orgasm?

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Has to be really
Either that or fingers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I've not had one before
I can see the appeal.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

This is further evidence to the argument
that it's not the size, it's what you do with it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Indeed.
it would be terrible to be slightly-less-to-averagely hung and rubbish in the sack. He'd be just like most of my other boyfriends then...
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I can't wait for mine.
I have party poppers ready for the occasion.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Generally speaking. Men are a bit nervous about pulling bits of string out of a clunge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:15, Reply)

But I thought the loud BANG would be a lovely celebratory event to finish it off.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

The loud BANG would be the sound of someone falling out of bed
And landing on the floor, as rather than being covered in streamers, they'll have a jam-rag in their hands.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Way to go and spoil my plans Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Sorry Blousie.
Do you mind if I go to the pub for an hour?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

It's your life.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:23, Reply)

gang-bang.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I reckon it was the poor mans DP.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

How does a poor mans DP work? It isn't a term I'm familiar with.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Vadge and Mouth
rather than vadge and mouth. I don't know if it's an industry standard term, but in my mind it's a poor mans DP.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Wait, I'm confused.
I assume the second one should be V&A, right?

Otherwise I've been doing it wrong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:31, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Aaaaaaaaaw
That's so sweet. Can I congratulate you once again for a truly magnificent Bakewell Tart on Saturday night.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You are perfectly welcome
it's a shame you didn't get any of the shortbread though. I shall have to make something suitably epic for London next month, especially since it's Wook's birthday (and mine, the following week)
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I should have had some for breakfast really
But I was busy cleaning caramel off the cheese and bacon.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Yes, I did notice it had pissed caramel everywhere
still tasted bloody awesome, mind.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I second that
the bakewell was bloody fantastic, even if the jam was still molten lava when I snagged my first bit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Here, here!
Berk's cakes and Aber and Mark's food were fantastic.
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Who's and Marks food?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Aber of course!
Silly boy!
( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Oh of course, yes they did make some truly scrumptious stuff.
I am a total convert to Potatoes and Green Stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Chicken fucking nuggets from scratch FTW!

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I preferred the croquettas
those things were fucking lush. I could genuinely have eaten those until I was sick.
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Anytime :)
Did you find the stuff in tinfoil I left for you in your fridge?
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I did. Me and Kofi shared it : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Good good
don't forget to ask your sister for that recipe though, please!
(berk, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Will do.

( girlinthehole, Mon 30 May 2011, 20:14, Reply)