that's nothing
We didn't even HAVE a first dance, because we couldn't agree on what to use.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That was your hubby's fault I'm guessing
Won't happen in this case, much as I wish it would. Not with a dance teacher in the family.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

He wanted some slow dance, which for him would involve shuffling slowly from side to side, with his hands on my arse.
I was NOT having that as a wedding dance. I wanted 'If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife' by Jimmy Soul. He refused, as it was a fast dance and he would never have survived to the end of the song.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I can see how surviving the wedding would have been fairly high on his list of priorities
Your choice of song sounds like a warning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Just wanted to reassure him he had a happy marriage ahead of him, innit?
You'd think he'd appreciate that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

But you are a pretty woman
and therefore the song is telling him "you're fucked mate"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

at least 70% of the decision to have a ceileigh(sp?) at mine
was to avoid that shit. You made a wise choice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

ceilidh
though the hotel offered us a Kaylee service. That took a bit of working out, to be honest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

perhaps it was a reference to kaylee
from firefly. She'd fix up your spaceship good as new
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Is she the little one that went to Stargate Atlantis?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

don't know
I did watch stargate atlantis but I don't remember her in it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

CEILIDH

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Is it too late to say I'm sorry?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

that's a different song, silly

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Oh I see - you meant 'Kayleigh' then.
*May have once (regretfully) shared a flat with a Marillion nerd*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 31 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)