4 of my friends who all went to the same school, they called up the next day saying they can't be in because they have food poisoning, "Yeah', dodgy prawns, really sorry"
Then in assembly the following week the head-of-year gave a talk about how food possening takes 24 hours to kick in while they were made to stand up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Same school as eachother, not me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That's not true re food poisoning though, from experience.
I had it terribly once and it kicked in about 7 or 8 hours later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

teacher in "talking shit" shocker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:52, Reply)

It's normally within about 2 hours, if it's more than 24 hours it's unlikely to be food poisoning.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Fucking good bluffing from that teacher then eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)