Give her a...wait for it, wait for it...
Pearl necklace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I NOE, RITE?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I love pearls............the real ones.
I'm just waiting for someone to discover how awesome I am and buy me some for a prezzie. I guess it doesn't tie in with the whole tattoo and piercing thing but then I am a creature of extremes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:48, Reply)

pearl's a singer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)

She sings songs for the lost and the lonely........................in a nightclub.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Her job is entertaining folk
Singing songs and telling jokes................ in a nightclub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Could be Lola
She was a showgirl...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)

tattoos and piercings are good
not that I've ever been with a woman with either...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Overrated.
Then again, I have my belly button pierced, so what do I know?

And I must strenuously tell you all that it is in no way camp or quenderish. It is in fact a rather fetching and masculine belly button piercing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:56, Reply)

I have never seen a guy with a navel peircing.
And women with tattoos and piercings are dirty bitches, apart from me, I'm just a bit naughty.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)

his has meant he's had a lot of naval piercing
of the anus.

by which I mean he gets fucked by sailors who pick him up on the docks for sixpence a time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You are thinking of Darth.
Vipros you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)

You massive hom.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Whigfield has one as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Don't tell Rory.
I don't think he would like the idea of his future wife with extra holes in.
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:04, Reply)

you are a teenage girl

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Nothing hommish about it, or teenagery either.
Keith Flint has his done, as does Logan Mader out of Machine Head. Those guys are not camp.

I seem to recall Jeff Buckley had his done and chicks dug him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Keith Flint is a weirdo
all the people from Machine Head are wankers

chicks wouldn't dig Buckley if they knew about his belly button piercing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I am not making claims for Logan Mader being cool, just pointing him out as an example of a dude with a belly button piercing.
And Keith Flint isn't particularly weird.

Nor am I.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:06, Reply)

it's pretty gay
and teenage girlish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

No it isn't.
And no it isn't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:07, Reply)

this seems like a touchy subject for you
how long did it take a woman to persuade you that it isn't gay or teenage girlish?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:08, Reply)

It's not a touchy subject at all.
I have had it done for 15 years. Never been an issue with the ladies. It's just another piercing. I've had a fair few over the years, I peaked with 8 in various bits.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:11, Reply)

damn you for not rising to the bait
I don't have a problem with it at all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:16, Reply)

You utter bender.
I've heard it all before.

Does Darth have his done? If not, I must logically be the biggest utter bender on the OT boards.

What a thought.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I'm not sure
for some reason I think that he might
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:19, Reply)

but until we find out for sure, the default must be me as the utter bendist.
I think.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Chicks dig scars not peirced man buttons.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Scars? Really?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Yup!
Me mostly but I'm sure there are others out there.

www.chicks-dig-scars.com/
( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:05, Reply)

You're still a massive hom.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 31 May 2011, 20:03, Reply)