I'ma have to think about this for a bit.
Flick through my thesaurus and that. I'll get back to you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I sideways ice cream you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)

That makes no sense at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)

<3

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Do you lessthanthree him too?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I fart at him in BHS

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I fart my leg off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

SIS!!!!!!!!!!
*hugs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

^errybody in da club git tipsy^

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

yays

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

It's R b3ff!
Hiyaaa
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

'sup, you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Alreet like.
Sacked off my nephew because I had sheeit to do and my boiler blew up and I have washing and I'm going to Chester tomorrow.
Yous?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Wow, that sounds busy.
I'm happily in the middle of a massive depressive episode, and trying not to be too fucking emo about it. If I can be arsed to get up, I'll go and fetch alcohol.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You'll feel worse int morning
QUIT NOW
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I haven't started yet!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Well don't.
Not if your swede is cabbaged already.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

you could be right.
But I want things to go away. Far, far away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Now you listen here
Go and put your fave film on, or try and make Mr b3th have a dance in the kitchen with you, or take the dog for a pint (just a pint - not a big session) but don't do getting drunk on a sad head. You hear me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I have things to watch. i will watch some, then go to bed.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Good girl.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Have you been on any other public transport that has been used to squash murderers since the weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Not as far as I know, Jeff.
But my fucking boiler blew up. Is Roy Whiting dead?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)

As far as I know he is still alive.
I believe he is the social secretary of the Len Fairclough swimming club.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Well maybe my boiler took him out

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)

to the Phil?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Yes.
I'll take you the Phil. There's the pub and the theatre.Theatre has great seats, pub has urinals that are listed. LISTED.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Is that for when people are brahms and lis(z)t(ed)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Have you been?
They have a brahms lounge and a liszt lounge!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

No I haven't been.
Is it up north?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

How unfortunate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

It's majestic, you cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)