These threads suck!
NOEL!

I'm madly in love with Noel cos he gave me a lift and I'm a bum licky internet joyboy,

Why the fuck do you love Noel? Oh and his 15 inch black rubber cock?
( Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:57, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sympathy reply.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:04, Reply)

That's not what you said on Saturday.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Saturday was a lifetime ago.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)

And Sunday always comes too late?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)

You know what
If all I get is sympathy replies then it won't hurt me because I would declare my love to the world with no reply.

But think of Noel. He is precious and may get upset.
( Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Plus I have the top two posts on the popular page
so I rule
( Peej, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:08, Reply)

pictures are cheating

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Way to ask this question when the person with properly valid answers is fast a-fucking-sleep.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:09, Reply)

She's only after a green card and as much Haribo as she can eat.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Fine by me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I don't.
He smells like poo.
(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Oh man, I had a shower and everything, I can't smell again already.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)

you need to stop shitting yourself
immediately after having a shower
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Yes. This exactly.
Just because it feels warm and gushy doesn't mean it's actually pleasant.
(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I think he shits in the shower
with the plug in, and then sits down and rolls around in it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Not enough room to do a Bella in the shower.
Bath all the way.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Tubnoel!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:24, Reply)

is the o in vowels strictly necessary?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I've been wondering this too.
Well done for being so brave as to ask.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:25, Reply)

vowls/vwls
Hmmmm, tough one. I'll take what you're saying on board, but I'm not going to pay any attention to it because you're a massive smug cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I love everybody
everybody is nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:20, Reply)

are you drunk again?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Not yet
and not nearly drunk enough.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)

get on with it`

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:28, Reply)

That sounds like a bloody good idea.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Me too.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:21, Reply)

*optimistic faith in people fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Nope! more like pissed as a newt I love everyone.

( girlinthehole, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:26, Reply)

The best of all the newts is the pissed one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I mean, I guess I like him. Not sure about love. That's a strong word.
I reckon if he said he loved me I'd say I love him, but I'm definitely not going first.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I'ma have to think about this for a bit.
Flick through my thesaurus and that. I'll get back to you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I sideways ice cream you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:27, Reply)

That makes no sense at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)

<3

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Do you lessthanthree him too?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I fart at him in BHS

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I fart my leg off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)

SIS!!!!!!!!!!
*hugs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

^errybody in da club git tipsy^

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)

yays

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

It's R b3ff!
Hiyaaa
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)

'sup, you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Alreet like.
Sacked off my nephew because I had sheeit to do and my boiler blew up and I have washing and I'm going to Chester tomorrow.
Yous?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Wow, that sounds busy.
I'm happily in the middle of a massive depressive episode, and trying not to be too fucking emo about it. If I can be arsed to get up, I'll go and fetch alcohol.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You'll feel worse int morning
QUIT NOW
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I haven't started yet!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Well don't.
Not if your swede is cabbaged already.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:42, Reply)

you could be right.
But I want things to go away. Far, far away.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Now you listen here
Go and put your fave film on, or try and make Mr b3th have a dance in the kitchen with you, or take the dog for a pint (just a pint - not a big session) but don't do getting drunk on a sad head. You hear me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I have things to watch. i will watch some, then go to bed.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Good girl.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Have you been on any other public transport that has been used to squash murderers since the weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Not as far as I know, Jeff.
But my fucking boiler blew up. Is Roy Whiting dead?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)

As far as I know he is still alive.
I believe he is the social secretary of the Len Fairclough swimming club.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Well maybe my boiler took him out

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:47, Reply)

to the Phil?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 May 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Yes.
I'll take you the Phil. There's the pub and the theatre.Theatre has great seats, pub has urinals that are listed. LISTED.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Is that for when people are brahms and lis(z)t(ed)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Have you been?
They have a brahms lounge and a liszt lounge!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:55, Reply)

No I haven't been.
Is it up north?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

How unfortunate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

It's majestic, you cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'm indifferent to Noel
I love Al though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Always so contrary

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Because he's lovely.
and not above sharing his chips.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 7:01, Reply)