OK - get ready for... Gentle-Man!!!
He has the power to turn things into tweed, and can appear at will in private members' clubs in Mayfair (to make a five-guinea wager about that latest hot-air ballooning craze) only to vanish again and re-emerge on a grouse shoot in the Highlands. Accessories include a never-ending hip flask of breandeh, and a dagger-cane made by master Japanese swordsmiths.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well I think he sounds excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Needs MOAR monocle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I'll be honest, the sword cane is a bit John Steed.
And John Steed was a great big prancing woofter.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

My father used to own one.
Are you calling him a woofter as well? His three marriages suggest otherwise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Beards

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Only the second wife had a beard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

+ balls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

He married at least one lesbian
the signs are all there.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

A lot of heroes have a customised car, Monty.
Is Gentle-Man the youngish, raffish sort who owns a Jag, or the older, cerebral type who prefers a Bentley?
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

E type, all the way
That and a raised eyebrow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Certainly not.
He simply has a fucking hansom cab on standby.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Well, he sounds top hole!
And a jolly decent sort of cove.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)