I live in London
But my local area has a beautiful park and common, a pond with ducks and geese and goslings, my high street has a butchers, bakers and cheese shop, the Thames is but a stones throw away and it has some of the lowest crime rates in the capital.

Because of all of this I love it, because of all of this I can't afford and house, the average price for a semi detached house is £1.3m...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So do you live in a hedge?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

nah, i have a flat
but the step to a house is a bit too far, the 2 bed terraced jobbies go for around £600k, just ridiculous.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Have you considered Plumstead?
Much cheapness
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

A jobbie for £600K?
I'll give that Tracey Emin bird some credit, she can spot a mug a mile off.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Maybe he is saving up to buy one.
*hedge fund lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)

No
He's just a branch manager.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)

but not a candlestick maker?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

There is an ironmongers, who i'm sure could make you a candlestick if you so wished
You could then beat Rory over the head with it in the library and use teh undertakers to remove the body with some nice flowers from the florist and wake with wine from te local independant wine merchant.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

God everyone's so meen to me today

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)