Long thread is long.
Papa Johns have buy one get one free up 'till the 16th of June, I'm insured that this is not a scam.

Tell me about where you live, why you like it, why you're there. I'm looking at houses in the event that I come into a few quid, like win the lotto or something, but not super win, just around £250k. I think I would like to win the lotto.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:17, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This thread is going to be croissant-esque I feel
OK, I live in a place called Backworth, near Whitley Bay. I like it as it is at the bottom of a cul-de-sac and my kids can safely play out in the street like I used to when I was young. The house is more than big enough for all of us and it is right next to a load of open ground/parkland where I can walk the dog, go running, cycling etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

no croissants for me
they haven't come this far west
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

The town I live in isn't the greatest.
I'm here because we bought the missus' flat at a knock down price, therefore hopefully getting a nice bit of equity into the bargain. The plus side is that we are within a 30 minute drive of coast, hills and city, which is nice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I miss that beach.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Bit windy for the beach today, though.
Unless your face needs exfoliating.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I live in God's own country.
I moved there because I was going to have a quiet life, (stifles laughs), and I have a fantastic cellar that keeps beer cool in the summer.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Weren't you born in Lancashire?
Couldn't you be hunted down and killed for such treacherous (albeit correct) sentiments?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Ah but I am sort of still in Lancashire.
It's complicated.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I live in Margate. It's got a relatively clean beach but it's mostly rough as arseholes.
It's better than where I was though.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I had to go to Marget several time about 4 years ago.
It was unpleasant.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

That's because you were there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I have a good view of a valley of trees and call centres
other than that, there isn't much good to say about this place. It has a beach, that's nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

The only time I've ever seen somebody get stabbed
it was in Swansea. Port Talbot's also nice. I used to live in Pontypridd. That too, was lovely.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

port talbot=nice
does not compute.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

really this^
Port Talbot has no redeeming factors
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Oh come one chaps, you're better than this.
Port Talbot's one of the most unpleasant places I've ever seen.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

you should ponder on the fact that we all thought you were serious
what does that say about you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Apparently everybody thinks I have really shitty taste
in holiday destinations.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

don't forget that we think you are a cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

A cunt with shitty holiday taste
and a penchant for space-docking, to give me my full roll of honours.

About par for the course on here.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Port Talbot is nice?
Not the times I've been there. The hotel on the seafront is "lovely" in a 70's decor type way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Sarcasmometers are obviously broke.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

ah, normality is restored
port talbot was the inspiration for Brazil and the city in Bladerunner
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Port Talbot is a dust cloud with buildings in it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

And pink dogs, apparently.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

It does do an awesome impersonation of
A Brave New World, though.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I live in Guildford.
It's affluent, surrounded by attractive countryside with chocolate box villages and it's in the commuter belt. As a result it's expensive to live in and full of all-money-no-breeding self-centred cunts.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I would too, Gonz. It's a noble desire.
I live in Norwich. Ostensibly I live here because I attended university here, longer ago than I came to remember, and then met a woman with strong ties to the area and no desire to move away. Over the years I have to grown to enjoy living here, and mingling with simpletons and dullards on a daily basis. On the days when I question why I didn't move back to The Capital, I remind myself that I'd rather be here with Ms Foxtrot than anywhere else without her.

And at least it's not Manchester.

Or Bradford.

Or Derby.

Or Stoke.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Oh you gaylord, "I'd rather be here with Ms Foxtrot than anywhere else without her".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I don't like papa johns.
I live in a valley between two mountains. It used to be called Hell Town because men would come off the mountains to get whores. There's quite a few Civil War battlegrounds around us.
It's the largest town in a 10 mile radius, lots of farm land on the outskirts of town. Quite a few wineries as well. Weekends are spent outdoors, fishing or swimming at the river, having cookouts and having a few drinks. When you get old, the time is spent watching cars drive by.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Is it reminiscent of the song "small town" by John Mellencamp?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

that song is shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

What about "pink houses"?
or R.O.C.K in the U.S.A?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

"never heard of it"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Of course it is
It's by John Mellencamp
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I can't decide who is worse
him, or Bruce Springsteen
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Him, definitely
Springsteen has had a couple of semi-decent tunes, I think. It's just harder to forget his crimes against music because he's been more successful and therefore prominent.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

that's a reasonable theory
cheers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That's enough out of you, Legless.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I read that as Legolas
Although that might be because I've just read a story on Empire about Orlando Bloom being in The Hobbit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Right, I'm going to bring up CombiChrist
and politely tell you to fuck off until you've got a leg to stand on musically.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

CombiChrist are awesome
Labs would agree. I doubt you'll find a right-thinking person east of New Jersey who doesn't think John Mellencamp is anything other than a pointless twat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

See below.
Also, you don't want to be bringing up Labs' opinion of something as some form of validation. Going there is a venture into seriously negative space.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Hahahahaha!
Is he still oblivious to what was meant by this?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I believe so.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Good, good.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Yep, oblivious

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

the only good song from john COUGAR mellancamp is "hurt so good"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I'm willing to say the John Mellecamp isn't great, though I do like a few of his tunes
but Bruce Springsteen is fucking excellent.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

No he isn't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Yes he is.
You colossal homosexual.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

It's not that much of an insult, "colossal homosexual"
because a) it's overdone and b) I know it's not true.

But if I were to tell you that you like shit music, that's accurate.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he's a bit shit.
I quite prefer Bryan Adams
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

You see, now you can just SHUT YOUR DAMNED FACE KRISTINE.

*shakes head sadly*

Bryan Adams! For the love of god!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

"Summer of 69" is the song I think of when I think of my childhood!
My mom listened to it all of the time!
Better than saying Michael Bolton.
And really, Bruce Springsteen is fucking SHIT.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends Kristine?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

How can I punch you in the gizzard if you're so far away Al?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I bet you don't like Dire Straits either do you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Dire Straits are shit though.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Oh man
What is this, "Gang up on Al" day or something?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

It's "you probably shouldn't talk shit about darths taste in music when yours is questionable at best."

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Kristine is right.
She and I have massively opposite tastes in music, but we're agreed on yours.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I wouldn't listen to them every day.
But they're waaaaaaaaaaaay better than Springsteen.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Bryan Adams has produced at least one belting tune
Which is one more than Springsteen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Springsteen produced many belming tunes though.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

it smells very nice here too, like honeysuckles, and a bit peppery

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I live about 10 minutes walk from the centre of Exeter
on a long street of pleasant victorian terraced houses. If I get in the car I can be at the beach in about 20 minutes, or on Dartmoor.

Great thing about Exeter is being able to see the countryside from pretty much anywhere.

I'm here because I grew up about 10 miles away and I love it. Almost all my close family and friends are here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I thought you were form Bucks originally?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

yeah, but I mostly grew up here
moved to Devon when I was 9
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Aaaah, I see.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

"I'm dreamin' of yoooo and the things you do to me, that make me love you, now I'm livin' in Exeter"
*may contain traces of Harry Hill
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

It would indeed be nice to win.
I want to win the Euromillions.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I live in a smallish village outside Edinburgh
I love it. I've been here over 15 years now. I can walk down the high street or walk into the pub any day of the week and see someone that I know, and can stop and chat for a couple of minutes.

There are lovely rolling hills and fields just near my house, and the Forth Bridge - one of the most spectacular pieces of engineering in the country - is only 2 minutes drive away.

If I won a decent wad on the lottery I'd just look to buy a bigger house in the same area.

It could do with a decent Indian takeaway though.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

the Forth bridge is great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

It certainly is.
When they get the paint job finished (next year) and get it lit up again properly it'll be the dog's bollocks.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

At home I live in a suburb of Manchester
close to the centre by bus, train or car. Good amenities, and my house is Victorian and pretty.

Here, I live in SE London and I love it. I've not been attacked in almost 2 years of living around here, and the rent is less. Though that's not saying much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

The town I live in has a bad reputation but has improved a lot in recent years
We managed to buy a nice old terraced house at the only point in the last twelve years that we would've been able to afford it. It's close to family and has plenty of greenery. We'll finally get a cinema next year so fire and opposable thumbs are bound to follow.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

That sounds quite idillyic "Bill Clay", if indeed that is your real name.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

It's not too bad
Although there is currently UPROAR in the area over the switching off of street lights leading to grannies* breaking legs falling off kerbs.

*might just have been one granny
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

You live in Corby AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Sure thing, you can collect it from me at 253 Rockingham Road, Corby
If you could just wear a Celtic top so I can recognise you that'd be great.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Quite dull but pretty where I'm staying now
moving to Ponthir in September which is quite dull and pretty but Welsh as well.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I live in Kensington in a massive house
and drive a really flash car and have a supermodel girlfriend
( Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I get to see lots of shit actors from Eastenders, I'm not really there alot though and tend to move about a fair bit, making me a pikey

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I live in Germany
The standard of living is way higher than the UK. I have a 74sm apartment with 15sq balcony for €650 a month including all bills. It's 15 mins to work. The beer is good. The people are interesting and there are billions of places to go out.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

But the country is full of sausage eating Germans.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

They are a lot nicer than most English people.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Indeed
I find Germans very friendly and open actually.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

+ when they're not invading Poland.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

You've got to look past tiny character flaws Davros.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I'd better watch myself
otherwise there'll be a horde of /talkers accusing /OT of racism again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I know, you gas a few Jews, you never hear the end of it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

They were only having a laugh.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

But they never used laughing gas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

That was their first mistake.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)

They only did that the once*
everybody's allowed to make mistakes.


*for the purposes of this post I am classifying the Teutonic Knights as without nationality.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I quite agree. I remain impressed with their langugage skills as well.
The problem I had on my last visit to Germany was that 2 of the people I was travelling with were Jewish and they struggled to find things they wanted to eat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Well that's there own stupid fault.
They could easily have had chicken or beef in pretty much every restaurant I've been to.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

It is even possible to make SAUSAGES out of BEEF
What a wondrous modern age we live in.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Most Europeans know a few languages.
It's just the English that are rubbish at languages
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Lets be honest here
A lot of Britishers can't even speak English proper, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

^^ This too

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

haddaway n shite ya bastard!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

To be fair though, English has sort of become 'the language' in the last few years.
It gets taught right the way across Europe, plus many other countries as well. It's became the language of business, the internet, etc.

For a British person there is therefore a) less incentive to learn a new language because many forrins speak a good level of English and b) it's hard to know what language to learn that will be of any use.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

The people are interesting but not fun.
Trust me, half my family is German.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

You kept that quiet
Das Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

No I haven't.
I've mentioned it quite a few times. It's just that you never listen to me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

blah blah blah blah blah

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Always gassing on and on

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

That's not very reich !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

It's not even the Third wurst thing I've ever said about her!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

*gives dinner to dog*

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Fucks dog.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

That's you sorted for the night then.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Can we use the cellar?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

What for?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

So I can entertain without disturbing you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Knock yourself out Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Woo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

+f

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

The East or West side?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

West side.

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Capatilist pigs!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

They are as well.
Right money-grabbing bastards. My mother's cousin married a multi-millionaire twice her age.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Your aunt is Krystal and she married Shabba Ranks
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I live in London
But my local area has a beautiful park and common, a pond with ducks and geese and goslings, my high street has a butchers, bakers and cheese shop, the Thames is but a stones throw away and it has some of the lowest crime rates in the capital.

Because of all of this I love it, because of all of this I can't afford and house, the average price for a semi detached house is £1.3m...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

So do you live in a hedge?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

nah, i have a flat
but the step to a house is a bit too far, the 2 bed terraced jobbies go for around £600k, just ridiculous.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Have you considered Plumstead?
Much cheapness
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

A jobbie for £600K?
I'll give that Tracey Emin bird some credit, she can spot a mug a mile off.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Maybe he is saving up to buy one.
*hedge fund lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)

No
He's just a branch manager.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)

but not a candlestick maker?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

There is an ironmongers, who i'm sure could make you a candlestick if you so wished
You could then beat Rory over the head with it in the library and use teh undertakers to remove the body with some nice flowers from the florist and wake with wine from te local independant wine merchant.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

God everyone's so meen to me today

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)

My town isn't the best, if you don't drink there'd be pretty much nothing to do
While we've got a bowling alley and a small cinema, the cinema only has one screen, and shuts at about 6 every night, and bowling costs a fucking bomb.

However, I do enjoy living here, I'm only 2 minutes from the railway station, which enables me to head to Manchester whenever I fancy it (rarely), and from there I can get to anywhere I like, really. We have several parks, and they're all extremely pretty, with no real chav problem at all (unlike Congleton). There are good schools in the area, and it's the sort of place I wouldn't mind bringing a family up in.

My house is awesome, I live on the top floor in a large houseshare, with £430 covering all bills for the month, which is a good price for the area. The house itself is pretty damn big, and the people I live with are all superb, and good for a laugh. Add to this we've got a large garden, and it is most definitely a suitable party venue.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

+ it's in the North therefore "fucking shit"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

U R not funny AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

You could feed yourself for a week on Northern food with that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

If only

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)

you get better pies

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I live in the past. It’s fucking great.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)