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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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IT support- the turn it off and on again brigade.
There's a fella on the first floor who looks exactly like Moss.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Kate Moss?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
So you are generally useless
is that what you're saying?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I'm saying you are.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
No, this is just a job to keep me out of the dole queue and give me someone to talk to.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Call him a witless spastic.
Go on - do it now.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
No, I shan't and I won't!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
You witless spastic

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
No, YOU witless spastic.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)
There. That wasn't so hard, now was it?
Lesson two:

Go round NakedApe's house tonight at 4am and burn it and all its pitiful contents to the ground, whilst masturbating.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
+while screaming the Lord's Prayer

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
But what will you do with your Wednesday night?
there are only so many floorboard cracks to sniff in the desperate hope of hit
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I'm going to be supervising Bert here on his 'Newbie Arson Trial'.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I'm not Bert, and I won't be doing the trial by arson.
I can't afford the train fare, and petrol costs too much these days.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
That's my line!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Sorry, you witless spastic goat fucker

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

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