Fuckin' get this Blousie!
I've had my dinner (pie, chips and gravy, with a sausage to eat on the way back home).

I also got the following on my trip to the shops.

6 packets of Skittles (3 original, 3 sour)
12 cans of Stella (3 for 2 offer in Tesco)
And. The ultimate deal. 6 Fab ice lollies for a quid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Typical internet fatty.

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I'm well svelte.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

most fatties think they're not fat

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I can assure you I'm not fat.
At over 6 foot and 13 stone, I carry myself resonably well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I've met him.
He's not fat.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Alright Dave, if you say so.

(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

You are Roota AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

You are wrong.
*gives you nothing*
(Your Mum's distended arsehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Who is camp shiraz, who is companion pube, are they both the same, are they ex-regulars run off the board, is it raymondluxurybongoyacht, does anyone really care

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Roota used to say alright Dave a lot.
That is all.

Don't be meen to me Rory.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Nerp 'Dave' is common enough
If they are regulars returned, they must have been fairly shit to have been run off the board by fairly weedy offtopicers (bullygirl kristine aside) so they can go fuck off again if they're that fucking shit.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Maybe it's BOAT lol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I fucking love BOAT.
Don't start on BOAT.
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Before I started posting, he seemed alright, until SUPERSPIMF started his OMGMoral crusade
I wish he'd fuck off back to Dubai, his weepy posts fucking grind at the best of times
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:40, Reply)

You greedy bugger you!
*said in Bristolian accent*
( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I think the correct local parlance is
'Yer, Jeff! That's a fuckin' makky gert dinner'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Are you planning on eating it all tinight?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)

No.
I've had my chippy dinner and a glass of Ribena and later on I'll have a beer. The Fab's are in the freezer and the Skittles will last me weeks.

I suppose I could have a Fab or some Skittles now, but I don't really want any at the moment (the Skittles were an impulse buy because they've got some 'limited edition' blue ones in there).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

then you are not a total lolfatty
and are forgiven.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

But now I'm tempted to find out what flavour the blue Skittles are.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Blueberry?

( girlinthehole, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I don't know. I'll google the answer, otherwise I'll end up eating them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Perhaps they're smurf flavour

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

They aren't making it easy
www.sweetretailing.co.uk/index.php/new_sweets_chocolates/view/limited_edition_blue_skittles
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)