All you need to know about Hood-Butter
is that Piston_Broke will never be even half the man he is.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ok, but who is this Piston_Broke?
He was briefly mentioned yesterday, but all that was said was that he was a bit charmless.

Do you have a link to his profile so I can have a nosey?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

He is All Things To All Men.

( Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)

And To One Lucky Woman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

God, you make him sound like the Shermanator.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Actually this isn't far off, only with a million times less charisma.
So I'm told.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I really need to see this guy's profile.
Anyone got a link?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I think that sums him up nicely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

It's a pity, that. She's ruined now.
And I mean that in two ways. The first is that no man will ever again be good enough for her and the second...is the other.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

so is rswipe actually with piston?
was that the mysterious b3tan beau?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I never found out who that was, she and I don't really chat anymore.
Piston was just a joke.

Edit: As far as I know. She went out with a few b3tans.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

curses
I never found out either
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

A gentleman never tells.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You look a lot like my old drama teacher.

( Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Aphids are born pregnant
what?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

No.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Like Prince Philip then?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You know all the "Yeah, so anyway, you know <subject>, right?" bits that bad standups do to link jokes?
he did a standup consisting solely of that without any actual punchlines. It was taped and is truly horrendous to watch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Oh.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I could only watch about 30 seconds of it
but I've seen a transcript and even that's difficult to take.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I'm game.
What's the url to this piece of comedy genius?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

www.jamescartercomedy.com/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Thanks
I looked below, lasted roughly a minute. I feel very sorry for him.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You think that's bad
One of my young cousins did 10-15 minutes of 'hilarious' Lee Evans material at a family party. It was fucking embarrassing.

Lee Evans is fucking shit. Someone else pretending to be Lee Evans is fucking chronic.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Oh THAT.
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Poor man.
Poor, poor man. Whatever possessed him?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Autism!
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Overweening idiocy
and an inflated sense of self-congratulation.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Ah. Pride.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

YOU HORRIBLE BASTARDS
Don't watch it weighters, you'll feel like your soul's being raped
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

That's how Jesus got people to follow him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I lasted roughly a minute.
Poor sod. I'll say this for him, he has some balls getting up there, but there are some things people just aren't good at.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

God that was shit`
and he's says fucking a lot
( Peej, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Im so confused
No-one laughed all the way through and then he gets a clap and big cheer at the end!
( Peej, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)

"Yay, he's finally fucking finished, woo!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:46, Reply)