I had to do this a few years back
I chose the one closer to me, with the intention of going out with her for a week or so, shagging her, then kicking her to the kerb and going on a dirty weekend with the other one. I ended up being with her for 2 years.

What a bitch, eh?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You or her?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

The situation

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I dunno, that whole post makes you sound like a bit of a cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

He's giving board lothario Piston a run for his money

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Seems to be out-drinking b69 too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

He needs a 7 step programme

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I was a cunt, I don't deny it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

How many beer injuries are you carrying at the moment?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Bad back and bruised elbow from being pissed
The rest are from gigging
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Call me old but I like to come back from gigs without contusions and hematoma.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Normally I do, this wasn't even a hugely violent gig either
No idea why I'm so battered
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Epilepsy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Hmm, you make a good point

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)