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There are no females represented in the thread below so I am boycotting it and starting my own.
*flashes boobs*

And I'm not happy that a newbie is getting all the attention. He hasn't earnt it yet. And I have a sneaky suspicion he doesn't really like boobs as I have yet to see him mention them.

Question for those that like that sort of thing: If you had to choose between someone who lived near by but you didn't really fancy that much or someone who lived far away but you fancied the arse off, then who would you choose?
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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:51, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Blousie.
I'll move for you.

There. Problem sorted.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Hahaha!

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I have decided to head down your way some time later in the year.
We can hook up and visit b3th and take her for a wander up the pier.
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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Best euphemism today.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Slightly changed to add more euphemism.

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I'd love to take you up the pier Blousie!
*boobysquishes*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

WooHoo!

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Yay!
But before I commit to the pier, I need someone to go on there and check out both the beer and the chips.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Well, I'm not going there on my own.
It's scary.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Well take your husband with you.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

He won't go, the miserable old fucker.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

They won't let him out of the home for long enough.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

My husband won't take me up the pier, and all you can do is make jokes about it, you heartless cunt!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I had to do this a few years back
I chose the one closer to me, with the intention of going out with her for a week or so, shagging her, then kicking her to the kerb and going on a dirty weekend with the other one. I ended up being with her for 2 years.

What a bitch, eh?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You or her?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

The situation

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I dunno, that whole post makes you sound like a bit of a cunt.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

He's giving board lothario Piston a run for his money

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Seems to be out-drinking b69 too.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

He needs a 7 step programme

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I was a cunt, I don't deny it

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

How many beer injuries are you carrying at the moment?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Bad back and bruised elbow from being pissed
The rest are from gigging
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Call me old but I like to come back from gigs without contusions and hematoma.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Normally I do, this wasn't even a hugely violent gig either
No idea why I'm so battered
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Epilepsy

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Hmm, you make a good point

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

*pouts*
I like breasts.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Levels of hotness please
Preferably using B3tans as examples
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Do you know this newbie then Darth?
Or are you just being overly familiar?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

You know what those gays are like.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Nope, no idea
He seems alright though doesn't he? Last time a newbie descended and was given a rough ride (hehehe) it was Bobby and he's a bloody top bloke, so have decided the benefit of the doubt should be given
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

What're you on about? Bobby's a fucking cretin.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

MONTY HAS DECREED IT
THUS IT MUST BE SO

No he isn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

No, he really is.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Criteria please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

1) is a fucking cretin
2) ate his own bodyweight in ribs
3) fiddles with kids
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Missed the second one
Disagree with the first

The third is acceptable. They're Welsh kids.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

they should be down a mine somewhere.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

What the fuck am I doing?
I'm a half-Taff and I'm sacrificing my roots in favour of defending Bobby
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

If you're half-taff
you should be down a miner.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*nods*

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I've just remembered, you got here after Bobby
My original point stands but with Aper's name in place.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I don't think I hada rough ride,,,it wwas all sweetness and light when I arrived
then i went away for 6 months due to firewalls, then i came back all was poison
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Stop harshin the homeboy

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

What's this?
Solidarity between Man Utd and Arsenal fans? Wouldn't have happened in Keano's time, I tells ya
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

It's alright now they're shit

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I assumed as much
Can I take it that if Monty suddenly developed an affinity for Chelsea you'd have to call him a cunt lots?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

City hatin is where it's at

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Of course!
I forgot about them. As did you, for about 20 years, I imagine.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

About 35

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

How old are you?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1224056
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:18, Reply)

So you've been blissfully unaware of Manchester City FC your whole life until now
This is an excellent policy.

*forgets Derbyshire exists*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

psst, it's been 35 years since they won anything

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, the only reason to acknowledge the hellhole is to make oneself feel better about one's own team's failings

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Oh I dunno!
AA who lives nearby or me who lives far away.
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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:59, Reply)

You
Because you're a GIRL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I knew being a girl would come in handy one day.

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Haha, you said come
hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahhahahaa
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You are tourettes AICMFP

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I'll have to take your word for that
I hardly know the lucky lady
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

that would certainly make her lucky.
morning you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Luckier than you, Internet Nemesis
Luckier than ALL OF YOU

I have no idea what that was about. Sorry.

Morning.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

You massive poof.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

How DARE you
I'm not massive. Well, I am, but I won't be by the end of summer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

You're going to have to start spitting then, honey.
Do you know how many calories is *in* that stuff?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Good for the skin though innit
Innit?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:19, Reply)

My belly must be fucking AWESOME by now then.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Hahaha!

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Shag both
Everybody's happy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I never thought of this.

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I see no flaws in the plan....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I like breasts
But I prefer smaller pert breasts to large spacehopper breasts.

If I had to choose I would choose the one far away. Don't get me wrong I fancy the arse off the girl I am with now but she lives in the same house as me and that's quite nearby and I find that I don't get any time to myself. It would be quite a nice marriage if she lived ooop north or something. Mind you I'd miss the kids and that.
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Peej, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

c) have a wank

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

This would be applicable to the one who lived far away.

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Ménage à Un

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Peej, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Sorry BGB. I love boobs. All kinds.
From the small pert ones, to the large wobbly squishy ones. They are all quite easily the bestest part of a woman.

'Scuse me, I need to go for a cold shower.

Ahem.

Oh, and probably better to fancy a bird far away I think.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Glad you've cleared this up.
I was slightly worried for a moment.
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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah
All that with Darth... don't know what I was thinking. Thanks for bringing me back to the light side. The wobbly, warm squishy side.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Darth is wobbly, warm and squishy around the anus, too much meat over the years you see

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Prolapsed is the word you're looking for

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

this does rather beg the question of how you would know

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

He's been on 'gayfuckslags' for research purposes only
otherwise known as the Townsend defence
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

On "Grindr" the entire town on Norwich is represnted by his face

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Damnit!
You've got me all confused now.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Every hole's a goal
so shag the munter during the week and visit the hotty at weekends.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

If the faraway person fancied your arse off
Then either get them to move to you, or go to them. I don't want to be with someone I deem 'second best'.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Totally this.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I hope a certain someone is reading this

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

was that a sneaky ninja edit I saw there?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I read something about a 'Lost Ark'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

*nods*
fortunately, I'm far too nice to make fun of someone for being a typing spazmo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Thaenkzs

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Oooh me too, I love Charlie Brooker!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Unfortunately some people do settle for second best.
This I have learnt to my horror.
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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

You've fucked Piston as well

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

This Piston sounds like a right old studmuffin.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

He's ruined most b3tan fanny that's fo sho

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Ruined how?
By introducing a minge-cringe of epic proportions?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

By giving them the trademark piston smashing, and then falling asleep whilst still inside

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)

This actually made me shudder
congratulations
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

He bored himself to sleep?
Sounds like a useful skill.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

www.jamescartercomedy.com/
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

THE HORROR

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

For a supposed comedy based website, he's by far and away the most talked about stand up comedian
By the rules of the internet that's a win win for Piston
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

He's the only stand-up comedian though isn't he?
If you were a stand-up I'm confident you'd get more positive feedback than that 8 minutes of pure verbal torture. Even if you just took to the mic once in a pub and called everyone a cunt then sat down again. Which, let's be honet, is probably exactly what you'd do.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)

There's a number of stand up comedians on b3ta, however none have the balls to deliver :
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1116154

Thank god search is back
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

This is a brilliant piece of literature

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)

We can but thank our scribe the latterly departed Stephen 'Friz' Frizzle

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Oh God.
Bumraped by a tramp? Seriously?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Ok. point taken!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)

nope

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)

It's ok bgb, nobody willingly admits to the deed

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

That's ok then.

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Voice of erudition and reason, right here.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Someone's gotta be

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

no one would have believed it'd be you

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Fucks sake get over yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

no

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

As long as the person you fancied lived near an airport, and you could claim a lot of 'work related' travel
you could feasibly do both. Then with the points you rack up on air miles, buy yourself something nice. You deserve it, playa, yo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Excuse me everybody! Can I have your attention please? I have an important announcement to make.

Well-known regular boad user Darth Foxtrot is, contrary to all evidence, STRAIGHT. He is also (hang on, I have to look this up - *checks conditions of dare*) HANDSOME and CHARMING.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

OMGWTF

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

How much is he paying you to say that?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I KNEW IT!!!
I knew it all along.
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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

And for keeping the faith in this way you will be rewarded
*loads trebuchet*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

spunkapult

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

With CHOCOLATE
God you're disgusting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

And where's my fucking chocolate, fuckface?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I'll be hand-delivering yours
Unless you keep saying nice things about me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Will you be dressed head to toe in black
and leave it on my dressing table with a card, after sneaking in through the window?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I didn't know you had a Johnny Cash rape fetish
*makes notes*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Make sure you wipe your knob with deep heat
That'll certainly give her a ring of fire.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)

*eyes water*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

They most certainly will, when the man comes around

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Hahaha
*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

That's gotta Hurt

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

All because the lady loves a white-hot cervix.
Ape.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Sounds like that could Hurt.
Ape
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Damn your eyes!
Noel.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Ok ok truce.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)

TBH i never vanity search
I'm on here enough to see 90% of what goes on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I do it occasionally but it's usually Fielding and Edmonds, the cunts.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Darth, give b3th her account back please
~~b3th~~ Darth Foxtrot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Oh, now, steady on!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

i call bullshit

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I believe the appropriate board term is
*smugs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Just cos he sent you a cock gaz doesn't make him straight
He was hoping you would show it to hubby.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I did.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Far away person every time
The nearby one would fizzle out in a few weeks of disappointing sex
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Sex is still sex though.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

That's still a few weeks of sex
then you can move onto the hottty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Everyone's a winner

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Men are shit.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

*men are shit highfives*

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

you tell 'em, sista!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

You cover your hand in shit before high-fiving people?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You're just saying that in case your GIRLFRIEND is reading this

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

If I wanted her to read this I'd just stick her name all over it.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Does she enjoy a vanity search?
Are you dating Chompy?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I think we all do don't we?
Ape.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Why are you putting Ape in your posts?
I searched NakedApe, it's just a river of bile
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

couple of interesting ones in a vipros search
things that I missed like someone saying they'd have me as their second in a duel.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)

It would be the frock coat, too.

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Kroney, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:18, Reply)

every time I've ever tried it
I just get reams and reams of my own posts talking about mr b3th.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Put -mr in the search.
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=-mr+b3th
NakedApe.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Have you contemplated not choosing either of them?

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Peej, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Forever alone?

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girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

This is usually the option I go for
though not out of choice. Just because you fancy the arse off somebody doesn't mean they fancy you back.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I found that was usually the case
that's why I grabbed hold of one that did, and am not letting her go
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Yeah, I grabbed the first one that came along
Well, the first one with his own house and health issues, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

The far away
I had to make that decision once-upon-a-time. The excitement of it made everything a lot better, and we still talked and texted and messaged each other every day.
Second best is no good.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

LAMPERS!
Ape.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Hello Noelikins.
I smell of bacon.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Here's me thinking you couldn't get more awesome.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I've had a good morning.
I think I'll have a nap in a bit, then schlep back to my house, dump my stuff and meet my flatmate from her final exam.
How's life?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Better now I'm full of pesto chicken.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I completely missed one of those once.
I was bloody useless with women as a teenager.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)

You're single at the moment aren't you?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Yup.
Still useless with women, only this time I realise it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Behave, Noel.
Ape
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

It didn't end well
Things rarely do. Not never, though, at least.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:59, Reply)

True, you could have slept with Piston.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Or simply been pissed on.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Judging by the collective opinion of him
I think you'd prefer that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I could have.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:04, Reply)

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