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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How's the dalek holding up?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I need to get some superglue or no more nails to make sure the slat stays on.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
DG has treated the outer skin of it.
*EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Funnily enough, some of the paint has rubbed off.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Careful you don't get radiation sickness from it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Oh Jeff, I've missed you
You should go on Britains got talent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
They haven't had someone that fucks dogs on it yet.
It's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Would you phone/send a pigeon to register a vote if I did DG?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I'd even start watching the fucking pile of bilge, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I wouldn't go that far DG
You'd be best off just watching the YouTube video.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Never asked you DG
Did the washing up finally get done?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
It will be done tonight.
In return, we shall let him off the hook a day early.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Way too soft.
The 7 days of being grounded should be starting once he's done his chores. He'll be mortified, but he'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Some kind of rapping pun-king
You'd get my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I can imagine him
doing a punning rap whilst simultaneously spinning a Jack Russell on his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
hahahahahaha
*Dusts off the bling, gets to works on the lyrics*

I'd have to shoehorn something about 'bitches' in there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
"once I've had my way my cock fucking itches"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
It almost writes itself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
and the dog's little body lies weak as it twitches

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
But I don't give a fuck 'cos I got plenty BITCHES!
*Makes that sort of stance that they did in East17*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
With your head under your own car wheel?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
*Eats four jacket spuds*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
That has got to be the shittest excuse for running over your own head.
"I was totally cunted on baked potatoes, boiiiiiii!"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)

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