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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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G'wan luv, givus a kiss, nothing makes me sick.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:14, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*smooch*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:15, Reply)
OH MAN !
I'm going to call up my mum and tell her to put a notch on the bedpost for me as I'm not allowed sharp things anymore !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Are you going to kiss everyone?
Then it won't be special.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
It's worse than that.
I don't want to reply directly to him, in case he tries to kiss me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
you only like dogs though, so I wouldn't worry

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Did you take Echo to the river yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Yesh! She was scared at first, but she liked it. I wish I could've taken her off her leash.
I have decided to do everything I can to keep her.
She has an appointment to get spayed on the 15th.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Why couldn't she go off the leash?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)
she will run
and run and run and run and run and run
and the road is close by
so I don't want her to disappear then get hit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Wise. If your dog is going to get hit by a car, you want to be able to see it happen.
*confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:08, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I don't know what that emoticon means.
I'll assume it means *Jeff is fantastic*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
You'd be wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)

fantastic Super awesome, the best!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Fail.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I fear I'm never going to guess.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Are you trying to say something about Gonz' breath?
How rude!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Oh believe me, it'll be very special.
Something to twit about, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
*Shaves*
*Balms*
*Trims beard and tash*
*Puckers and waits.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Leave me hanging you bastard.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Sorry dude, my lips belong to another.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)
The one you call 'sister'

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
From another mister!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Darth Bob

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Gay joke

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
It's a trap!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:06, Reply)
lets do something fun
I've just typed my name into google images and the first result that wasn't me was this

what's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:57, Reply)
There are loads but non as awesome as me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
that's the point.
obviously my hair is way better than hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
You seem to share the same name with Smash Monkey

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Strangely, if you type my name in
you get a picture of my sisters ex-boyfriend in his university halls basketball team.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Did she meet him on the rebound?
*basketball lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:16, Reply)
No, but he was a twat.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
aw, you had at least one thing in common!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Oh Kristine.
Why do you want to hurt me?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I don't. I just hate everything and therefore I tend to lash out at the ones I secretly love the most.
I don't. I just hate everything and therefore I tend to lash out at the ones I secretly love the most. cake, cake, pie, pie, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
there's an author who has the same maiden name as me
I've not tried it since I got married.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I'm rubbish at this game.
I can't get past wave 11

www.mindjolt.com/games/retroshoot-1?nav=new_high_scores
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I got to round 3. I have no sympathy.
But I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Play it again then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Hi evening tards, how are we?
I've been totally burnt on /qotw by some super cool dudes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Link?
Edit: it's OK, I think I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:21, Reply)
It's not that exciting, but Al will be happy!
b3ta.com/questions/bestandworstfood/post1224500
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
How's the dalek holding up?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I need to get some superglue or no more nails to make sure the slat stays on.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
DG has treated the outer skin of it.
*EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Funnily enough, some of the paint has rubbed off.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Careful you don't get radiation sickness from it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Oh Jeff, I've missed you
You should go on Britains got talent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
They haven't had someone that fucks dogs on it yet.
It's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Would you phone/send a pigeon to register a vote if I did DG?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I'd even start watching the fucking pile of bilge, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I wouldn't go that far DG
You'd be best off just watching the YouTube video.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Never asked you DG
Did the washing up finally get done?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
It will be done tonight.
In return, we shall let him off the hook a day early.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Way too soft.
The 7 days of being grounded should be starting once he's done his chores. He'll be mortified, but he'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Some kind of rapping pun-king
You'd get my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I can imagine him
doing a punning rap whilst simultaneously spinning a Jack Russell on his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
hahahahahaha
*Dusts off the bling, gets to works on the lyrics*

I'd have to shoehorn something about 'bitches' in there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
"once I've had my way my cock fucking itches"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
It almost writes itself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
and the dog's little body lies weak as it twitches

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
But I don't give a fuck 'cos I got plenty BITCHES!
*Makes that sort of stance that they did in East17*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
With your head under your own car wheel?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
*Eats four jacket spuds*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
That has got to be the shittest excuse for running over your own head.
"I was totally cunted on baked potatoes, boiiiiiii!"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Oh, man, NA, would you like to talk about it?
you massive fairy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:23, Reply)
They are soo cutting and witty and sexually active over there
I feel totally subjugated
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I've put a good word in for you NA

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I knew I could rely on you Rory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
It's dragging on this week, clearly Scaryduck has had a relapse into alcoholism and has forgotten all about the new qotw

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Then again his wife has just left him so I suppose it's allowed

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Maybe he'll kill it once and for all
Edit: what's the first water?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)
The first water is the cleaner up river cuntery

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Maybe his misses has agreed to have him back.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Whoops
What happend?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
He kept boring her with his qotw fantasy existance
After twenty years of that you can forgive her
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:38, Reply)
She also shagged the guy from the kebab shop behind his back

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
She'll do anything for some extra chilli sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I did make it known I was available for rebound sex but I haven't heard anything yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
He's a bit downsy looking BGB
Then again he does wield the mod septre, perhaps you can look past his disabled features. Just don't be seen round Tod with him though, you don't want dogshit through the letterbox again
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I don't care what he looks like.
I just want be knobbing a mod and then I can get some shit sorted around here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I'll gaz him this link

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Cheers Rory!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Sorry I'm late...
...bit busy fapping over BGB.

Miss anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It's Miss Blousie to you! :)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)
That guy from Blue?
I had a piss next to him in Chievely services, true story
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Was his knob bigger than yours?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
They had a wank off
*All rise*

(Yes, I realise that I do know the name of a Blue song)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
: (
You disappoint me Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Did I raise even a flicker of a smile though Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Yes, but I think it might have been wind.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:46, Reply)
The only Blue song I know is 'wank off' if that makes you feel any better.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
It was the size of an entire kebab leg

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Splitzville, Illinios.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Population: you

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
You said it sister.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Mm hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
They just don't understand you like we do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:31, Reply)
No one understands me
*cuts*
*wakes up in September*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I understand you Ape.
*takes advantage of poor ape while feeling low*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Go ahead you cheeky monkey I'm pretty easy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Darth did mention that.
Hence my giving it a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Evening Gonz
I know you want me, it's okay. *snogs*

EDIT: well, fuck you, then. I offered. If you don't want a snog anymore, fuck off, you massive tease.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
*mwah*!
you know what happened to me today? The doctor actually used the phrase "....women of your age..." :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Well if you will insist on asking for a sticker/lolly after having blood taken, this will happen.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
but! but! I
like lollies
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Oh dear, osteoarthritis already, you need a good dose of HRT Crunchy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I think you mean osteoporosis.
HRT does fuck all for osteoarthritis. I've had that since I was in my 20s. It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Dunno it's all what creaky old women get

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
mostly from laughing at old men
getting cockrot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Hip crack away hip crack away hip crack away

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)
haha
you are a bad internet doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)
FUCK YOU, I've aided tens of people via Gaz.
I've managed to persuade at least one person to top themself at Dignitas
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
You. At the doctors.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyTiVzUiQnw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
my beard is not quite that long

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
You know you're closer to 40 than 30 now, kid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)
:(
people in ancient times didn't even live this long, but htey did more stuff with their lives *midlife crisises*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
On my last visit to the doctor, for the first time ever, the doctor mentioned the word menopause.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Makes a change from Bad AIDS I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
as in
"there is no way you are anywhere near old enough to even think about meopause"?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Nope!
He was trying to get me to get an IUD fitted. Fuck that shit! I'm not having anything up there unless it's got batteries or a twinkle in it's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Isn't it the IUDs that are killing 'our brave boys' in Afghanistan?
*checks*

Sorry, no. That would be the IED
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
har..........har.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Blousie.
Breaking news.

I've go no idea what flavour the blue Skittles are. I've tried 'em, I like 'em but I can't pinpoint the flavour of 'em.

I think they might be cherry, but I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
they usually make blue raspberry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)
But this is Skittles, not Slush Puppy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)
panda pops was too
there is a trend
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)
But there is/was no hint of raspberry to it.
Next time you go to the shops, get some Skittles and see if you can identify the flavour.

Please. It's annoying me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I remember panda pops

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
you surprise me, young one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Povvo Pops
A Panda Pops cola left you more thirsty than you were before you started drinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I'm almost 30 if that makes you feel better
Oh, I'm going to Cardiff tomorrow, will local thugs beat me for being a sartorially elegant Englishman of good breeding?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Ahhh! you're so young.
*tickles under chin*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
*purrs like slutty kitten*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Whippersnappers.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Get yourself a Bristol City football shirt and a Swansea football scarf.
They'll love just how wacky you are.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
being English is not the problem until you get out of the cities
like jeff says, pretend you're from swansea for maximum fun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
A puff, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
the doctor said that to the landlady right before he stuck his finger in her arse

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
aww man, I didn't even get that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
irl lol

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Off now, night all
*winks at blousie*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
*winks*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
alright quenders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Evening Blud.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Evenin' Dozer - Evenin' all
You got some unlistenable shite to promote tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Why yes, yes I do.
What sort of stuff would you like me to promote? Country? Post rock? Breaks? DnB? Drone Metal?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Green on Red
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XsX1HE6rng

The band that inspired Cowboy Junkies
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I love Cowboy Junkies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)
So do I
Saw 'em in Alberquerque.

If anyone ever gets bored of my gratuitous US namedrops just say.

But Cowboy Junkies owed their stuff to Green on Red and Dream Syndicate - to an extent to Flying Burrito Brothers as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I am on a mad nineties tip right now.
I got into trip hop pretty much directly from, and parallel to, heavy metal. Tricky did some superb work then his massive weed intake made him go mental and lose it.

This is a great track, and shares its lyrics with Karmacoma by Massive Attack.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KutrI5heKIc&feature=fvst
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I like the bit with the bongo drums.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)
THERE ARE NO BONGO DRUMS
You pilchard.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)
That's the joke!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Yeah, that rolls nicely
I'm not liking the D&B shite that you inflict upon us.

Take it you didn't get that job - it's been a while.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I didn't.
Even though one of the interviewers was an Old Boy.

And I hardly ever inflict DnB on peeps here, I'm not exactly a big DnB head anymore, though I nearly did a little sex wee when I saw Goldie is mixing the next FabricLive compilation.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:38, Reply)
TULISA IS ON X FACTOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)
I definitely would, after I'd had a go on Fiona Bruce.
But N-Dubz are fuckingly terrible.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I love love love her.
I know they're a bit shit, really
but I can't help it, I just love them!
Plus the new album is nothing like the other two. It's quite surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:37, Reply)
i think i'm going to get my license plate changed to say n-dublet
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)
You should do that.
No one would mock you. No one at all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
not here they wouldn't
they've got ♥ N-DUBZ available!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Is there a website where you can check the availability of number plates?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Department of motor vehicles website.
I think I will get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)
You get it K. Although I'll make one point.
If they charge you for a new plate and if you ever complain on OT about not having enough cash to travel/study/move ever again.

I will MOCK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)
oh geez

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)
heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Start a new thread Jeff, eh?
A nice one with positive uplifting stuff and that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I've got nothing positive to say TD
Why don't you have a go?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Because I'm a dullard with no b3ta friends.
People LIKE you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
hahahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:14, Reply)
You both disgust me.
*Sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I'm bigging you up there chief
You're establishment.

I'm "turns up when pissed and short of entertainment."

No short jokes please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)
That makes me feel even worse.
I've only avoided the pub for the last couple of weeks because I'm poorly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Oh for fuck's sake
You've never worked in marketing have you? I'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Post something on QOTW it's a new question, go on

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Also. The fact that N-DUBZ is available should come as no surprise.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I know. Now I can be like an American street team for them!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)

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