Best thing is buy new vibrator.
Worst thing is buy a new vibrator.

Well if I didn't need a new vibrator then you'd know what my weekend plans would be.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is it a Rose West Cunt-Buster?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Out of stock : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Oh man, unlucky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Shame.
Seeing as your cellar is being used at the moment. It would have finished it off nicely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

The petrol driven models are so hard to find

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

They didn't sell terribly well.
Having to yank the lanyard two or three times to get it started was a moodkill. And then there were the carbon monoxide poisonings. You have to do a special order import from China now.

Still, for when you absolutely have to get a minge properly smashed, accept no substitute.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

When you gotta kill every cunt in the room

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Haha!
Excellent stuff Ms Blouse. I shall listen for the screams
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I'm not a screamer.
It's difficult to scream with a ballgag in your mouth.
( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

g b
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH g END STRIKETHROUGH b
Hahahahahah I'M SAYING 'BALLBAG', GET IT? !!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

BALLBAG IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

- -

I'm watching you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I forgot to gaz BGB, but your secret admirer deffo wants a fuck buddy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

...once he gets this next round of comedy gigs out of the way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

You forgot these - " "

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Pistons smashed most b3tan birds by now
Even the ones called Dave in real life
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

News travels fast about my sexual skillz.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

He's quite vanilla, so no fingers up his aresehole, or shitting in his mouth Blousie

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Genuine lol.

( girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Look for Christs sake his wife has just left him, you can get off on him crying during sex

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Oh, it's Noel's dad?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Someone needs to pimp him out.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Gaz me his details and I'll see what I can do
This would be easier if he likes dinner ladies
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)