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I pronounce THAT thread shit
Best and worst thing you have done in the previous 24 hour period?

ALT: Weekend plans?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:13, 228 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Best thing is buy new vibrator.
Worst thing is buy a new vibrator.

Well if I didn't need a new vibrator then you'd know what my weekend plans would be.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Is it a Rose West Cunt-Buster?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Out of stock : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Oh man, unlucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Shame.
Seeing as your cellar is being used at the moment. It would have finished it off nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
The petrol driven models are so hard to find

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
They didn't sell terribly well.
Having to yank the lanyard two or three times to get it started was a moodkill. And then there were the carbon monoxide poisonings. You have to do a special order import from China now.

Still, for when you absolutely have to get a minge properly smashed, accept no substitute.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
When you gotta kill every cunt in the room

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Haha!
Excellent stuff Ms Blouse. I shall listen for the screams
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I'm not a screamer.
It's difficult to scream with a ballgag in your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

g b
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH g END STRIKETHROUGH b
Hahahahahah I'M SAYING 'BALLBAG', GET IT? !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
BALLBAG IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

- -

I'm watching you
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I forgot to gaz BGB, but your secret admirer deffo wants a fuck buddy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
...once he gets this next round of comedy gigs out of the way.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
You forgot these - " "

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Pistons smashed most b3tan birds by now
Even the ones called Dave in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
News travels fast about my sexual skillz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
He's quite vanilla, so no fingers up his aresehole, or shitting in his mouth Blousie

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Genuine lol.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Look for Christs sake his wife has just left him, you can get off on him crying during sex

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Oh, it's Noel's dad?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Someone needs to pimp him out.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Gaz me his details and I'll see what I can do
This would be easier if he likes dinner ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
good: Had a nice conversation with a very attractive girl
Bad: had stomach cramps all day.

Not much, but it's bbq weather.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)
1. Your mum, up the shitter.
2. Your dad, up the shitter

Alt: Your kids, up the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
They fackin larve it!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)
drink
and drink

alt: I'm meant to be going out tonight but I don't think I'm going to make it. My back is still hurting, I can barely walk.
Tomorrow will be going to the pool I think. That might help a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Needs moar shitter

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
no >:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
MOAR SHITTER, KRISTINE.

I'm serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
SHITTER. NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
the quality of these posts are becoming shitter and shitter
how disappointing, Monty of the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Everything needs moar shitter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Everyone needs a shitter for a pillow.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I'm on the 45

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Which direction you going?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
South, fast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Towards Tooting Bec

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Nice part of London that.
Although I could be wrong.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Not a patch on Dorking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Dorking's a nice place.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Fucking stupid name for a town though.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Isn't that your manor?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
No.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I heard you were a surrey boy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Nope.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Like a brimful of Asha.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Oh, that's what you were getting at, damn.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
At least you got it NOEL!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
*bounces wildly*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
*claps hands together while bouncing up and down*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
*MEEPS*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Apart from that kid at Gonz's party who needed a pillow for a shitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
OH THIS IS GOOD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I have some excellent beers and ciders to "tidy" out of the fridge tonight
I may try and persuade Mrs Cow that a trip to the pub is a good idea for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
thanks for that
because not only can I not go out, I also can't drink at home because it destroys my back
so fuck you and your plans
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Lie down and get your flatmate to deliver beers to the couch
SORTED
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
you are the biggest fail I've ever encountered in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I wear it like a "special skillz" badge of honour K

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Special like "Me and the rest of the kids on the short bus went on a field trip and they let me get off the bus first, but then they left me by the side of the road"?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Exactly that, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
it's because everyone hates you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I NO RITE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Lie down on a hard surface
and get Echo to walk on your spine
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
she doesn't know how to do anything gently

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Best thing- cooking a very nice spag bol.
Worst thing- going into work on a sunny day like this.

Weekend plans- partying- lots of it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Is your daughter coming round?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I don't have a daughter, you mongtard.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Yeah right, it's well known that you have weekend access to your kid, despite being on that pesky register
How you swung that I'll never know
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Which person are you confusing me with now?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Bertmonkeysex.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Again?
Christ, he's like a dog with a bone.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
He's trying to wear you down so you'll throw a wobble.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Ah, thought so.
Could be worse, he could accuse me of being Piston.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
You'll never be half the man Piston is

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Aye I'm sure, the tubby fucker that he is.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Best: I got rather drunk last night, that was good fun
Worst: Getting shampoo in my eye this morning, that shit stings.

Alt: Seeing family, then doing a BBQ
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Uh, oh. You're in trouble.
Something came along and it burst your bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I'd still fuck those two

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I can probably get their numbers of you like.
They're mentally subnormal. One of them wrote a rude article on my club nights in Camden.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Man I'm on that like a tramp on Whigfield

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I once saw them alternately holding each other's hair back to be sick in my mate's sink.
They were absolutely HUGE in Japan for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
The Japs are a small race.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Nonce-tastic

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Your friend's uncle is David Niven
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Go and freeze some shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Is there anyone you don't know?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Contrary to Monty's constant ramblings about what a cunt the bloke is
I don't think he's ever met David Bowie before.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I've not. Luckily for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/photo/1280/5990088395/1/tumblr_llzpwjp7Kv1qearaq
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com/photo/1280/5659592500/1/tumblr_llh9i4WsdN1qearaq
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
4W3S0M£ !!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Of course he's a cunt.
He called his son Zowie, for fucks sakes.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
He's Duncan now. Good director
I haven't seen Source Code yet but Moon was really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I'll see if I can't find it on icefilms this evening, if I don't have anything better to do.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Source Code, if indeed that is it's real name, is an excellent film.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I've just got out of a 4-hour meeting
What the FUCK is going on at Lord's?

And how are all of you fine upstanding people (if that is indeed what you are, which it's not, with a few notable exceptions, well, one)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Looking forward to a weekend of drunken idiocy.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Good man (if that is indeed, etc)
What are you up to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Erm, this at the moment.
Not much else, there's fuck-all to do in work.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I meant what does the drunken idiocy consist of :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Oh right!
Just lots of drinking, with friends, in a field with lots of food and a barbeque. Should be good.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Nice
I sincerely hope it doesn't piss it down

(I actually do, I want some cricket to watch)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Should hold until Sunday, I reckon.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Let's hope you're right
so we can both enjoy a weekend of distinctly middle-class pursuits
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Quite so dear boy, quite so.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)
*clinks champers flute*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I don't know, I don't give a shit about cricket.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
You dont give a shit about anything.
You keep it all in the "special" freezer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I'm not saying it's in the same league as having a friend whose uncle is David Niven
But my great uncle's cousin was Stan Laurel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This is acceptable

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
The missus is related to him as well
via some complicated route that I can't recall at present
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Famous relations I almost have
is the next thread
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Apparently the football team I support are making a bid for a Florist defender (Lynch I think his name is)
What can you tell me about him
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)
He's fresh as a daisy

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
His first name is Joel
He can play left-back or centre-back
You're welcome to him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Hmm... We've got enough shit defenders as it is.
Oh well, he'll be in good company if he signs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
We were loaning players in and promoting a lanky Paddy from the youth team
rather than play him at left back. He might be a decent centre-half for all I know, ours have been rock solid so he hasn't had a look-in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Who are you bitch dissing?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Bitch dissing?
Is that somehow worse than normal dissing?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
It's like a diva bitch aint it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Are you calling me a diva?
That's probably the nicest thing you've ever said about me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I'll let you smell my fingers if you want

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
If it involves you cutting your fingers off and posting them to me I'm all for it
but fuck off am I setting foot in Manchester again this decade
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Me probably
He doesn't like the fact I called him creepy ages ago.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I dunno I think it's just down to our fat homeboy Bobby who follows you round namecalling

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I forget
which one of you is Crabbe and which is Goyle?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
If you re-read it
I was saying that no-one here is actually fine and upstanding, with one exception, so I certainly wasn't bitch dissing you

And I don't like you because you're a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
You've got a new champion in b3th I've now noticed
She's freekin vicious
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Do not annoy b3th
As a comparison to Harry Potter background characters often offends.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Do you want to go on the list too?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Only if I get to be the Captain of the Quidditch team.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I'm happy to say I had no idea who those two were until I googled them.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Oh I thought you said she looked 'haggard' - my mistake!!
How embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Oh, that's it. I'm takin' names.
*takes names*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
IT'S FRIDAY AFTERNOON MOTHERFUCKERS
I have no plans for this weekend but I'm sure at some point I'll sit on top of a hill in the sunshine with my doodle book and pens and smoke a big spliff and listen to Gotan Project on repeat for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
God, go put on your Birkenstocks, hippie.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
this ffs

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Screw you, I like the sunshine.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)
me too but christ, "doodle book"
are you a 12 yr old girl scribbling the name of your crush all over it?
gay
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
He'll be writing poems about how great trees are or something
fucking hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Fuck that, I draw massive cocks and abstract pointillism doodles.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
SKY WATER FLOWER
I want my dick in this tree
I LOVE THE PLANET EARTH

By Noel, aged 12.5
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
When you die
America will be 10% less funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
100%

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
validation!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
That does sound like me aged 12.5.
I'M 35 NOW FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Yeah, but everybody loves the sunshine, Noel.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Apart from vampires

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Cotton board shorts and a white pin-stripe shirt, white Panama and Quicksilver flip-flops HACTUALLY.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
You dress in the dark, whilst drunk
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I like the Friday afternoon ragefest on here
You bunch of stinking, rotted cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Learn to type properly, you fat-handed spasmoid.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
fuck off bert

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

bert weightedcompanioncube
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
How about just fuck off, you tedious shitcunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Have you been taking your "Monty-angry" pills again K?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Agreed.
What's up with her? Does she need a good thump up the knickers?

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Sorry about the edit, thought better of it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
The image is blocked for some reason.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a shame
Its a good one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I know, right?
Gutted!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Wow, he proper meant that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
That makes me giggle every time I watch it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
To be honest it's a bit rough.
I'd never kick a guy in the goolies unless I was being attacked. All she did was push him away.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
A bit rough?
It is a bit more than a bit rough! Conch punch all the way
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I have no such qualms.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
It's from a film isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
No idea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I think it is, they didn't have CCTV cameras in 1960's Paris.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Oh man I love quoting from films. I'm really 'into film'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
"Oh my god, it's full of sarcasm!"

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/18/129056134998317327.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I'd rather disarm someone with a smile.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)
/pumpkin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
heheh
s.sfwgifs.com/img/1541/vagina-punch.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I'm miserable.
OKAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Well, just eat some biscuit dough and get blind drunk, and all will be right with the world.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
What's up K?
Pull up a chair and tell weird uncle sportscow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Whatever you do, don't sit on his knee.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)
That's no knee.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
It's a cock!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Explaining the joke makes it funnier.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
/chompy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
It's not funny when you state the obvious.
Lesson one in posting on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
You and me, we'd make awesome toffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
innit!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I'll consider myself told, shall I?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
As long as you take it like a man you'll do ok.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Consider it taken.
Oof!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)
THAT'S THE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
You and me, we'd, like, run out of things to talk about, probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)
probably not

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I have, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Worst: epic housework
Best: chatting with my favourite b3tan.

Alt: three boot sales, a pub quiz, and Dr Who.


Wow, my life rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I usefully have work to do tonight and tomorrow
Yay weekends....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Come home to find I'd left 18 fags outside and they were a bit wet and urgh
Drank tasty cocktails and drunkbought loads of bacon.

Alt: Party tonight, noms with sister and mother, shopping with hot alabaster-skinned ranga, sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I'm just replying to this post because it looks a little lonely.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)
And because she's crow's girlfriend. *winks*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I'm dull as fuck.
I'm used to being ignored -dramatic gesture-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I'm make a dramatic gesture at your flatmate
if you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
She's just gone to work,
You should go and stalk her.
Her breasts are looking wonderful today and I told her so.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
You should have taken a photo and sent it to Chompy
He's totally gazzing her right now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Isn't her flatmate young enough to get old geezers like us
put in prison?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I'd nom with your sister and ... hang on a sec, first of all, how old is your sister?
Either way, yeah, I'd totally nom with your mum. But your sister might have to wait a few years if she's currently jailbit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)
23, looks nothing like me.
Oh god she's getting on for 24. THE INEVITABLE PASSAGE OF TIIIIIIIIME
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)
That's nothing
my baby brother is now well over thirty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
But he doesn't look a day older than 27.
Especially from behind.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Look what I found
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79262

I wonder if we could ask one of the Mods to preserve this as some sort of internet shrine. It could be the equivalent of one of those piles of dead flowers that people tie to lamposts to make the position were stupid poor people died because they were too stupid or poor to either know how to drive properly or duck when someone is shooting bullets/thrusting knives at them.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I know I shouldn't disrespect the dearly departed
but he sounds like a twat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
He's no twat he's a 'dirty mosher'

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I shouldn't be too harsh
So was I when I was 20.

But I wasn't from fucking Lancashire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Oh you Yorkists and your kerazy feuds.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)
We're scheduled to get over it shortly after the colonisation of Pluto
lol jk that'll never happen. Yorkshire folk are nought without their longstanding gripes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Yeah, it was only 600 years ago.
Practically yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Fucking Red Rose cunts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)
YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMMNED MOUTH DARTH!
It is NOT okay to diss the fallen.

RIP MY DAMP PORK BROTHER!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
You know how you should never let your parents join facebook?
Well, mr b3th has just made me give him a masterclass in b3ta, so can post on the main board. God help him, they will tear him to shreds.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

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