I've got a great recipe for pork in cider
You get the pork and season lightly, bit of salt and pepper. Put it in the pot and then coat in a good inch of cider, then throw in a bay leaf and bring to a light simmer.

Simmer gently for a few hours until the meat just pulls apart, then throw it out because cider is fucking rank what the hell are you doing I don't even know.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 10:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

traditional innit
pork = cider. Presumably people wouldn't have been doing it for centuries if it was awful.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

People have been having children for centuries and children are unilaterally awful
Your argument is terrible, people in general are terrible, I want off.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)

You want off
I will get you off.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

About fucking time
Get to
( Theoban What of it, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Hang on
I'm a people and I'm terrible. I have no jurisdiction here.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I don't care about your jurisdiction, just 1) stop being terrible and 2) get to

( Theoban What of it, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

OK
I will go and get my gun.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Fucking right

( Theoban What of it, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 11:17, Reply)