I can't believe so many of you even know who that is
I don't have the first clue.

you dribbling lackwits
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's because you are stoned out of you're gourd by 7.30 on a weeknight! ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I tend to have a joint or two at about 10 during the week.
but that is beside the point.

Soaps are fucking awful shite. Same as crap like the Apprentice. I don't want to watch stuff about morons, real or fictional, unless they are getting hurt.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I don't watch the massive pile of shite
but I know who she is on account of being subjected to it by my mum years ago.

Anyone who says that Corrie is a masterpiece of comedy and drama is talking bollocks. From the bits I recall or have been subjected to when visiting relatives who watch the tawdry, dribbling pile of Mancunian offal, it's a programme in which the wimmin are all strong and feisty, and the blokes are either as camp as Butlins or weak and weasely specimens whose only purpose in life is to either be nasty, or downtrodden by their domineering missus.

Also, it's shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

it's not just one soap I have issue with
it's all of them.

Over-dramatic shite. A couple of the Australian ones have produced good actors, like Guy Pearce, but the British ones are fucking crap.

Although I did note that a bird from Hollyoaks is a whore/slave in Game of Thrones which is nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I used to live with a BIRD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I didn't expect you to choose to watch it.
can't say the same for the others.

That's not necessarily an excuse though. I live with a bird, who doesn't watch fucking awful shite on tv
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I used to go to university.

( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

so did I
and as such have seen every episode of Friends about 4000 times, but I still have never ever seen an episode of Coronation Street.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

:( I have no excuse.
*visibly wilts*
( Kroney, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Friends is even worse than corrie
At least in corrie someone gets stabbed every now and then.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Witherspoon?

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

No With a Knife!

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

At least Friends doesn't try and pretend it is realistic
or not silly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Or good

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

yeah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Mind you, when I was at uni my flatmate watched nothing but Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I blame him for my hideous internet addiction as I hid in my room with a 56k modem
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

But Buffy's brilliant.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Damned right

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

my ex watched Buffy religiously
I've seen every episode of that too. Still better than any british soap
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It's harmless.
And keeps the idiot lantern flickering.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I have no experience with Coronation Street
but I can certainly say that Hollyoaks isn't harmless. It's so fucking shite it hurts, and that's before the brain damage it causes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I am happy to do all the cooking
washing up and laundry just so I can be in the Kitchen when Hollyoaks is on. It kills more brain cells than any of the massive drugs.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

totally agree

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

My mate claims hollyoaks is a fucking good show
if you mute it.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)

if you like ugly fucking chav girls
there have been a few who have been alright, but even they sound like fucking morons.

Roxanne McKee is apparently the one who is now in Game of Thrones. She was one of the best looking and has a nice accent.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

She has a nice arse too

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

she does
you get to see it in Game of Thrones
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

indeed!

( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Thats my excuse too
I walked in to the room and exclaimed what the fuck is that thing doing on our telly! "Its Gail from corrie" said the wife.
( Peej, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)