Did you draw on fake moustaches?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Have you thrown out all the dungarees and denim jackets?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I'm being serious here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Hi hon!
If anything I was the femme.

Apart from my propensity to arm wrestle people I fancy, I'm all girly innit.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)

How did all work BGB ?
After some serious carpet munching did you both give each other awkward glances and have a nice cup of tea and a catch up on eastenders, wishing that you'd been fulfilled by a hot cock instead?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Are you typing this one handed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

As it happens yes
I'm on a big and serious phonecall with the other one
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)

sure hope you get mixed up between what you're typing and what you're saying
and end up telling this person something about 15" black rubber cocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

It's alright really, I only fuck things like that up when I have the benefit of a crippling hangover

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Aw Rory!
You mustn't mock the afflicted.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I don't really get lezzers, at least bumbers get to do the nasty up the shitter, what does that really leave lezzers though
EH, EH ??!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Can you not get a woman off without the use of your cock, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

BORING

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)

You need to watch more porn.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)