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Where are all you mugs?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:20, 195 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Tending my chilli.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)
probably needs warming up

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)
It's simmering away at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)
so now it's less chilly?
/labouring crappy pun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)
How are things in planet Crunchy today/this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)
OK - although I can't remember
if and where orchestra practise is this evening and I REALLY need a practise.

you got a fun evening planned? after all any fool knows monday is the party night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)
I'm on a huge economy drive at the moment
So I'm avoiding the pub for the moment (and I did over-cook it on the weekend), so it'll be a quiet one this evening.

I need to have a gander at the tv/radio guides and plan what entertainment I might enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)
dorset

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)
*stalks*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)
I'd welcome it
give me something to do
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Did you decide on a suitable gift for your wife-to-be?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)
not yet
still got a little while to go and I need to judge the scale of gift more accurately I think
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)
Maybe she'd like a new iron.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)
I can't remember the last time something was ironed in my house

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)
is that because you dropped the iron on your head?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)
I wish I could say it was
we tend not to iron things. cunningly all my work shirts are non-iron ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)
i don't so much buy non-iron clothes
as dress like a bag lady. I only own an iron for textiles stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)
I don't mind ironing.
But the secret is to get stuff in from the line as soon as it's dried, and you can get away without ironing a lot of stuff like t-shirts and jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)
I am actually quite saddened that I know this.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)
it's the approach that I take as well

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)
Well if you get her a nice new iron she'll be able to get back into it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)
A 15" black rubber cock says so much, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)
perhaps a white one
it's more weddingy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)
that is true

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)
It doesn't say as much as a 15 year old with a mobile phone.
I'm still shocked at how such a high bill was managed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)
So am I.
Although the previous month was £84, so at least it was lower this time.

*rolls eyes skywards*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)
I would've got a beating if I'd run up that much of a bill

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:37, Reply)
So would I!
We've upped his contract to 900 minutes of calls. An extra tenner a month, but I'd rather pay that the an extra £70 per bill! If manages to go over that, the phone will be used to soundly beat him around the head with.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)
sound parenting there

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Also, we need to get the log on for the phone provider's website sorted.
The phone's in the missus' name, but she forgot the password. At least then we can monitor his use more rigorously.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)
You should have put him on pay as you go.
He'll soon learn to budget!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)
We thought we were being canny and stuff.
When he was on PAYG, he'd use his £15 pretty quickly (and didn't learn to budget), so we thought a contract with a high number of texts and some free calls for emergencies would be better. Wish we'd left him on PAYG now. Still, only 16 months until we can cancel the contract *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Take his phone off him and buy him the shittiest £20 PAYG
Either you or Tourettes can use it then
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
In the cupboard.
Oh sorry, I thought you said "where are all YOUR mugs"!! lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)
you're crazy!
Mine live wherever I last drank tea
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)
I used to do that too, but living in a house with rising damp quickly killed that habit.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Lying on my bed being knackered
After a wicked wedding weekend and exam today. I did finished dragon age 2 though which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Hope it all went well
I'd ask, but I'm off now - back later
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:45, Reply)
OK, due to not listening
I'm back. So, how did the exam go?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Considering I was sick twice on the way not bad.
Didn't do enough revision but demonstrates I understood the topic I hope
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Well done - I didn't know there were exams for pgce

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)
I'm doing a degree not a pgce
I never went to Uni
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Oh, OK
that makes sense
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Aye for real

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:07, Reply)
I'm right here!
I think I've just about recovered from this morning's 'computers for the terrified' class.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Do you teach computing to the easily scared?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Old dears.
specifically today, one lovely lady of 88 and a couple who must be almost that old, one of whom is deaf.

I barely escape with my sanity on a Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)
Are they interested in computing or are they just trying to fill time between naps and soup?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Some of them really are interested.
others jsut seem to think they need to be on the internet, but have absolutely no idea what they want to do once they are.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:25, Reply)
haha, I used to do one of those type of classes
it was pretty fun if not a little frustrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Okay, just click on that.
Move your pointer over it and click the button. No, that button. No, you've moved it away again. Put the pointer in that box and click that button. Now you can type. No, you need to put spaces in. That's that big long key. No, not after every letter.

God give me strength.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)
hehe - I still have handouts I used to make to help with keyboards and IE if you want them
(although you probably already have stuff like that)

We used to get them playing games to get used to the mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)
They're all using laptops
so hardly any of them have mouses, but thanks for the offer. And I'm not strictly speaking a teacher. It's more of a club, and I'm just on hand to help them with any issues they have. It's just run in my local pub, and I volunteered to run it because I work at home and am free during the day.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)
+ and it's an excuse to go to the pub

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
well, this too

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
oh man! old people using mouse pads!
that sounds like trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
^this
I have enough trouble using the one on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I had a sleep
it was lovely, but I missed the college barbecue
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:22, Reply)
that's a shame
or is it?

sleep is good
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)
College barbecue is always fun
once a year on the lawns, but I suspect the weather was bad enough that it would've been moved in doors since it's pretty cold and drizzily outside. And the sleep was excellent. Been a long time since I've had one like it.

How's secondment?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)
glad you got a good sleep.
and in indoor barbecue isn't much fun really.

secondment is much the same. Trying to find things to do with my evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Yesterday I saw a George Foreman grill barbecue stand.
You could essentially put your George Foreman grill on a table and have the same effect. Or just do your cooking in the kitchen. Ye gods, people are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)
good lord

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Why not pop out to the pub?
or rig up Skype and speak to your gf
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
I'd have to drive to the pub
I've been talking to the mrs on facebook, but she is having dinner and stuff, as well as having things to do, so can't spend all evening talking to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I suggest finding a good film
and settling down to a night in. Maybe combine with a beer or a spliff (not sure of the house rules at your place)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I've got some wine
could probably smoke spliffs here, but I've not been bringing any with me.

any film recommendations?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)
What sort of genre are you in the mood for?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
comedy or sci fi/fantasy probably

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Haven't seen any very funny films recently
but for sci-fi/fantasy, how about Moon? Or for something silly the newest Star Trek film?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Moon is a good suggestion
and the new Star Trek film would be a good one too. I shall take them into consideration. Thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Moon is great.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)
show it to us then!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Google it you muppet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)
you misunderstand

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I probably do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)
think about it....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Do I have to?
I've had a bottle of wine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)
ARSE

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I'm doing SCIENCE
with BEER. Which basically involves what can I put with ice to cool a beer the quickest.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:28, Reply)
explain further

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)
one bowl of ice and baking soda
one of ice and salt and a little water in both.
4 beers in each, which ones do we drink first then we get bored of the science and just get drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)
I suspect that the difference will be negligible

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:33, Reply)
True but I didn't want to use all our salt.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)
you can't let practicalities get in the way of SCIENCE

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Try telling that to QC lab staff.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)
I've got salty hands now

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
That's going to be an awesome /ac

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
I'm here, I'm queer, I'm buying you a beer.
*minces*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)
excellent news
*waits for a beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
*giggles*
I have been thinking of my ex girlfriend's boobs lately.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)
Were they especially good ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Yup!
Only person I regret dumping but she was too shy. It drove me mental. If I could remember her last name I'd try and find her on facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Maybe look through your old stuff
or if you have any mutual friends
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:18, Reply)
No, we didn't have any of the same friends : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Have you always been 'the man' during your periods of lesbianism?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Did you dress all butch and shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Did you draw on fake moustaches?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Have you thrown out all the dungarees and denim jackets?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:26, Reply)
I'm being serious here

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Hi hon!
If anything I was the femme.

Apart from my propensity to arm wrestle people I fancy, I'm all girly innit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:28, Reply)
How did all work BGB ?
After some serious carpet munching did you both give each other awkward glances and have a nice cup of tea and a catch up on eastenders, wishing that you'd been fulfilled by a hot cock instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Are you typing this one handed?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
As it happens yes
I'm on a big and serious phonecall with the other one
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:40, Reply)
sure hope you get mixed up between what you're typing and what you're saying
and end up telling this person something about 15" black rubber cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
It's alright really, I only fuck things like that up when I have the benefit of a crippling hangover

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Aw Rory!
You mustn't mock the afflicted.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I don't really get lezzers, at least bumbers get to do the nasty up the shitter, what does that really leave lezzers though
EH, EH ??!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Can you not get a woman off without the use of your cock, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)
BORING

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
You need to watch more porn.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Yay!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Hello lovely lovely man.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:45, Reply)
You're in a chipper mood this evening!
*Approves of the good ship Blousie*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I'm high on endorphins innit.
And I have wine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)
What did you have for dinner?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Chicken salad.
What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:50, Reply)
I'm having a chilli
I just need to prepare some garlic butter for my Focaccia and do some rice.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:54, Reply)
nomnomnom!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)
I'm looking forward to it.
Although when I tasted it when cooking, it did seem a fair bit hotter than usual, so I'm wondering if maybe I put too much powder in with it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Hello Blousie *waves*
We're having saganaki. Want some?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Is the pope catholic!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Just about to start it now.
So if you pop in your car and drive the 150 miles to us it should be ready by the time you get here.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
hahahaha!
I shall endeavour to try my own this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I'd better go help and speed the process up a bit.
Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Anyone who uses an iPhone, iPad, Touch or a Mac should be very pleased with these....
www.engadget.com/2011/06/06/wwdc-2011-liveblog-steve-jobs-talks-ios-5-os-x-lion-icloud-an/?sort=newest&refresh=0

Fucking amazing, so looking forward, it's like getting a new phone, the new features are stunning. Can't wait to get home and try it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Please explain in words I can understand Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:52, Reply)
To excited, will when I get home.
But if you use apple devices, or lots of them, then OH BOY, you're in for a treat over the next few months (and me; tonight ! GO GO DEVELOPER ACCONT)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:58, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-13675220
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:13, Reply)
everytime someone mentions the cloud
www.muzu.tv/allabouteve/in-the-clouds-music-video/237114
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)
That website is slower than a slow thing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:56, Reply)
They probably have sevral hundred thousand people looking at it at the moment, refreshing every 10 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I'll wait for the BBC to post a snyopsis of what they are talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:00, Reply)
alright fluffers?
I am listening to Optimo's marvellous fabric mix. It really is something quite special.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)
You're one hell of a lucky guy dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I know babygirl, I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
I've got a big bowl of strawberries. Does anyone else want to share?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)
yes please - chuck one over!
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Here you go.
Straight out of the GF's garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
om nom nom
the one's I'm growing are still just some leaves
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
These are small alpine types.
Really tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Ooo! save me some for tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Yeah, sure.
The sugar will all be soaked in by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I've been to the gym
and had half of a 16" pizza. Possibly this is why I have to go to the gym so often.

I see Brian Blessed is running to be Chancellor of Cambridge University. I bet all those Oxford students on here are GREEN WITH ENVY.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Having a few beers, watching silly films
It's all good!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Hang on in there AA, we're all thinking of you during this rough post break up time for you
CUTTING WON@T TAKE AWAY YOUR CURRENT EMOTIONAL PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)
you're a funny guy Rory.
I like the cut of your jib.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)
His jib hasn't been cut.
His Jewish father couldn't go through with it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I'm bored.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Had dinner?
How was it?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)
It was very nice thanks.
A little bit hotter than I usually make my chilli, but very tasty all the same.

How is the wine going down?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Like mother's milk Jeff.
I may have to open another bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Do it Blousie.
Two bottles of wine on a Monday is just the ticket to a great week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I usually only manage a bottle and a quarter.
I'm a lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Is this why the 'wine-box' is your friend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Haha!
Seriously! I have to drive tomorrow morning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Did you see that Darth gave me a 9 for this earlier
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1228536
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha!
Love it!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Would you like your own one?
EDIT: Here ya go!

gobarbra.com/hit/new-4b6f54e53974fee228488fd9d5bbd75e
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Yes pleeeze!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Same text, different voice
gobarbra.com/hit/new-6f6821360f157fd7b2c0bfb86128ec85
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)
*giggles*
That's made my week : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
You know it Toots!
*Makes disco moves in the direction of Blousie!*

EDIT: Can you think of anyone/any lines of text that might fit well with the tune?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)
drink up BGB
two bottles of wine is fine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)
If I drink too much I'll say or do something silly.
And that will never do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Or you'll throw up in the bath.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Oh God!
I can't remember any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Me neither. But then I wasn't there.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I wish you had been.
You'd have looked after me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:57, Reply)
You'll be fine
just cut yourself off from the keyboard when the screen goes blurry
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)
This is the first time I've posted all day.
I've been doing important things. Offline.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Well this sounds interesting K.
What could you possibly be doing that is more important than being all American on here?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)
what. the. hecking. hell..?
we'll have none of that round here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)
The world's gone mad.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:57, Reply)
What a FUCKING BENDER that KRISTINE is eh?
Suggests she has had an interesting day, and then FUCKS OFF WITHOUT SHARING.

That should bring her back out!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)
she'll snap you in two like a twiglet

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)
yeah alright hater, you wish you were privy to my info
Gotta gooooo
Toodles xx
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:04, Reply)
heh heh heh
Sorry K, I'm just pullin' your chain.

Did you get your new licence plate?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Bloody merkins and their interesting lives.
Damn them to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I've got the 'Blousie Rocks!' tune in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Because it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:08, Reply)
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh
Blousie Rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)
curse your interesting real life

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:21, Reply)
And curse me for my failed attempt at reverse psychology
Hoping that K would share her interesting day with us.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:22, Reply)
it's obviously too important
even for reverse psychology. we should definitely guess what she was up to. I think it involves something illegal
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I reckon K appeared on a game show and won a canteen of cutlery
Because she knew the answer to a N-Dubz question.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
and then went on a stabbing spree with the spoons

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Reece lolz

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I think she's sold a kidney so she can fly over here to meet us.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:26, Reply)
As long as it's not her liver
she'll need that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:27, Reply)
What do you think K has done today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I reckon she got in a car chase in her dodge charger
while trying to smuggle moonshine over the county line
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Do you think she was being chased by Roscoe P Coltrane
And Boss Hogg.

Yeeeeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Maybe she told someone to 'stop mugging her off' in real life
And the person she told to shut it died - because K was speakin' all foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:28, Reply)

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