My ex-boss, who's now a project manager overseeing the account I'm PoC for,
has just told me that we're going to head office in Bracknell next week for a major meeting about changes to the account.

This is a good thing because he's taking me as a subject matter expert and it gives me chance to flirt with top brass. It's a bad thing because we have to leave at 5am.

FIVE A. M.

Did you know there was a 5 O'Clock in the morning? When did that happen?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Four hours and eighteen minutes ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Whose fucking stupid idea was that?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Dunno
I see 5am most days
/insomnia
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Funny that, Ms Foxtrot woke up at 5am for no reason today
Maybe it was a premonition. Or herpes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Or you trying to bum her in your sleep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Never happens
She's a girl, innit. My subconscious has no desire for girls.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

You thought it was Apey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)

If Apey has long blond hair down past his shoulders
Then he is Thor AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I am built

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Are you fuck
Well, you may actually be for all I know, but fuck off are you built like the guy who played Thor in the movie
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I was up at 5 this morning
It's odd, when i wake at 5 I feel bright and perky and ready for the day, when i wake at 7 I feel like shit. I think I may be a sparrow
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I woke up at 5am again today
It's really fucking irritating, because I need more sleep than that, but I won't get more than 10 minutes at a time after I've woken.

Cunting fucksocks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

You need marijuana
Or someone to knock you the fuck out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I don't smoke anymore, and the knock out thing just doesn't seem that good an idea.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Yeah it may prove problematic

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)