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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Aaarrghghhhh! I have work to do and I can't procrastinate and do it tomorrow.What do you have to do today that you just can't put off?
Alt: Long hair or short hair on women/men, or do you not have a preference?
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:25,
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I've studied all day today. and I booked appointments I needed to get, and I've had a bath.
Alt: I think it depends on the lady but short hair on women can look really cute. I'm growing my hair out at the moment.
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'morning. I'm trying to avoid telling a customer that unless he takes his control panels, I'm going to charge him storage.This needs to be done, but he will get all upset and blub to his boss.
Alt: I like long or short hair, not middle length. I find it off putting when it dangles in my face.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:33,
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You could have got 1000/1 on and England win last time!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:59,
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Did you know that before they opened the gates for free, there were only 19 people in the ground on the last day?Although I guarantee you more than 19 people start dining out on stories of having been there
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Yeah, I'll go for a result either way.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:18,
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No, but just leave your first born as surety.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:48,
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I have to remember to take my microwave pots back homeI've got a few here from the last few days, and as a result I've currently got a curry sat in a massive tub at home, waiting to be seperated into smaller tubs. If I don't do it tonight, I'd rather not chance the curry.
Alt: I'm not a big fan of short hair, but I prefer it about shoulder blade length, rather than all the way down her back.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:34,
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Unless it has been sat on a warm stove for a week,You'll be OK.
Ecolilols
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:39,
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Today I have to metaphorically kick the fuck out of two people in workfor being stupid cunts and causing my department shit loads of extra work by not:
a. Listening to me
b. Testing what they are doing
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I prefer longer hair, about shoulder length or a bit longer.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:54,
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If you really want to know:We discovered a MASSIVE problem with some scripts that our customers download, meaning that their live production systems would not work if they used them. I immediately asked for them to be taken down from the web as I have just been put in charge of them (these turned up on the web two days after I had told everyone not to put up new stuff). They decided it wasn't important enough to take them down, leading to 7 customers with no live systems
GRRRRR!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 8:59,
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I will indeed as I had a new one torn out of me yesterday about it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:10,
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Can I borrow your old oneyou know, for err scientific purposes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:11,
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*sends in post in waterproof bag*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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You'd have loved me when I was 17 thenMorning mate. Hope the day gets better
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That would explain a lot, I admitIncluding why I'm so repellent to heterosexual women
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Haha!I sported the mane too.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:10,
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Long\Short hair on a woman?Meh. As long as it doesn't peep out of her knickers and hang lower than her hem.
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Doesn't matter as long as they're tidy.Something to hang onto. Woooof!
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Um... My password expires in 8 days,that's about it, I'm on top of all my work until Thursday.
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I may need to call on your skillz with regards to an issue I have then If that is OK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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Cheers, will do when I get to that bit of work!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:24,
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I have to start my new job today.If I put off going in and didn't turn up I have a feeling my employment wouldn't last terribly long.
Alt Over the last few years I appear to have developed a bit of a thing for longer hair on a man.
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wanderlust, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:07,
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That's not a new job, I've been doing it for a while now.(
wanderlust, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:16,
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Working in a bar restaurant in Paddington.My bar manager at the club stole me and gave me a job as assistant manager in a place he's just bought.
It's going to be a bit of a change from spending all day in a cave drinking champagne, but a good career move me thinks.
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wanderlust, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:14,
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But...but...caves.....and champagne!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:18,
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I know, I know.But the cave was becoming a little bit too stressful and I realised I really wasn't being paid enough to give a fuck, despite all the drinking goodness. I am really quite happy about being stolen.
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wanderlust, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:23,
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Is your boyfriend allowed to go west of Tottenham Court Road?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:22,
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He's allowed but I doubt he'd want to.I have a feeling the lure of propping up the bar would be too strong for him from time to time though.
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wanderlust, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:26,
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I have many business proposals to create , exciting huh?Also I must get better locks, I'm sure Monty was outside my flat masterbating again last night, he sounds like a fox howling so it's hard to tell at first.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:09,
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Just put some milk and bread out for him and he'll be fine.(
girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:11,
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My ex-boss, who's now a project manager overseeing the account I'm PoC for,has just told me that we're going to head office in Bracknell next week for a major meeting about changes to the account.
This is a good thing because he's taking me as a subject matter expert and it gives me chance to flirt with top brass. It's a bad thing because we have to leave at 5am.
FIVE A. M.
Did you know there was a 5 O'Clock in the morning? When did that happen?
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Four hours and eighteen minutes ago(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:18,
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DunnoI see 5am most days
/insomnia
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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Funny that, Ms Foxtrot woke up at 5am for no reason todayMaybe it was a premonition. Or herpes.
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Never happensShe's a girl, innit. My subconscious has no desire for girls.
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If Apey has long blond hair down past his shouldersThen he is Thor AICMFP
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Are you fuckWell, you may actually be for all I know, but fuck off are you built like the guy who played Thor in the movie
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I was up at 5 this morningIt's odd, when i wake at 5 I feel bright and perky and ready for the day, when i wake at 7 I feel like shit. I think I may be a sparrow
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:18,
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I woke up at 5am again todayIt's really fucking irritating, because I need more sleep than that, but I won't get more than 10 minutes at a time after I've woken.
Cunting fucksocks.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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I don't smoke anymore, and the knock out thing just doesn't seem that good an idea.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:31,
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Don't care as long as it suits themI have to do a lot every day that I can't put off which is normally ok but due to the fact the shower block has now been closed for two weeks and the queue for the one disabled shower was massive and the fact that the students take ages to dress and do their poncy hair styles means I am 45 minutes late for work and in a foul mood. Sort it out fuckers or I'm blowing the
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Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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some workPay at Mrs V's workplace has been deferred by about a week to ease cashflow problems. Just when things were starting to not look too bad we get yet another kick in the crotch.
Somehow the last couple of years have managed to be both the best and worst of my life.
alt: depends on the person. I like long hair on a girl generally, but short can look great too.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:18,
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Chin up mate, they might give you a chevrolet spark next week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:20,
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What about your cashflow problems?I'd go fucking mental if my work did that!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:20,
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the 7 days isn't an issuebecause my salary will cover all the stuff that comes out.
The fact that they are doing it indicates that they are pretty much circling the drain. There's not a lot of work out there at the moment either.
In case you don't know the rest, a couple of years back they had a 10% paycut, and my mrs has since got chartered and had no recognition of it. She's probably the worst paid chartered structural engineer in the country.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:22,
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she's going tobut there really isn't a lot out there, particularly without having to travel too far.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:25,
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That sucksMy mrs is really badly paid as well and she's brilliant.
Could she commute to bristol maybe? hour and half each way i guess...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:25,
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it costs a fucking packetand the time would be a killer.
She was doing 45 minute commute to Taunton for a couple of years and that cost us about £3k and wasn't good for her general wellbeing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:26,
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yeah you're probably right, I haven't done that journey in a whileWell best of luck to her, I guess this is one of the disadvantages of the West country, balance it with countryside, beaches and surf.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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we do have a number of blessings to countreally I just want some security though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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Yeah i understand that, with the misses off on maternity soon life will be interestingwhen she dowgrades to statutory pay
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:31,
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Yay!Destitution FTW. Get to like beans, pasta and rice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:33,
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it'd go further than thatcould be touch and go about keeping my house depending on what happens with the mortgage and housing market.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:34,
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Shit mate that sucks, well now is a good time to remortgage if you are free to do so without to harsh a penaltymoneysavingexpert.com has a calculator that you plug in your current rate, potential new rate, arrangement fees and penalties and it'll let you know whether you could be better off.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:37,
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depends on the value of the houseif we're lucky we've got only just 10% equity, so being able to move the mortgage might be tricky.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:40,
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I'm sure you'll cope, and you'll at least have a reason for it :-)just fucks me off that if the economy hadn't taken a dive then my mrs would be on about £10k more than she is...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:33,
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I have to grab some meatprobably breasts.
For dinner.
alt: Both can look nice depending on the lady but long hair does give me the horn more often.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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velcro innitalso I must remember to get turkey breasts rather than chicken breasts as I have a coupon. They're pretty much interchangeable, right?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:35,
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Wouldn't know mateYou're talking about meat in conjunction with women, not my area of expertise
EDIT: because my missus is veggie! Not gay!
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You really don't do yourself ANY favours, do you?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:47,
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If I spot a longhaired man when I'm out driving I just HAVE to take a good look,even though as I pass him I usually notice that he's a minger from the front. Gets me every time.
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oh my god I hate my hair right nowI may shave it all off. Stupid hair
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:25,
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If I'd have been more petite I would have gone for the shaved look.I think having a number 4 was as short as I dared.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:26,
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NoooooO!Shaved head on a girl looks weird!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:30,
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I was once chatted up by a French girl who looked like that.I declined as she was too pretty.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:37,
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Shaved mine off when I went back to uni a few years back,and was often taken for a cancer survivor.
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If indeed it really is a duck and not a small goose or large coot.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:32,
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IndeedBill Clay - Bill - Duck - hang on!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:33,
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& spring onion rice paper wraps with a sweet soy dip.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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Wouldn't you like some plums in your dip?*teabags*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:50,
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Hoi sin is plum too.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:10,
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Long wavy or curly hairI don't have anything to do today that I can't put off so nyer
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Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:36,
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To be honest I can get it all done in an hour if I knuckle under.It's just I'd have to concentrate and I'm not in the mood.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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Turds ready in the freezer alreadyI admire your poomin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:39,
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Wavy or curly hairare a nightmare on wet days. I looked like a mad woman yesterday when I arrived to work.
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Nothing is more attractive than long, curly hair.You know, aside from breasts and the like. Obviously.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:53,
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Hello, sexy!I'm bored at work. Nothing at all to do, and I wish I could go home.
I like both long and short. I've had it very long and very short. I don't like men with very short hair, thoug.
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How dare you call her fat?!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:42,
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Yeah? I'd rather be tubby than...awwwww... awesome!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:44,
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You're not very good at this insulting game are you?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:45,
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY HAIR BITCHTITS(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:45,
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Still hereNot doing much... It seems I'd been doing my numbers wrong, so I'm a week less than I though. Feeling less sick, though. Low hemoglobine could be a problem, so I've been referred to and specialist.
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eat more steak and drink more guiness(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:45,
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ArjI hate guiness (and I can't even smell alcohol now)
Well done steaks are not of my liking, so I'm going for meat balls, stews and bolognese.
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Can you not eat rare steaks when up the duff?Another reason kids suck, ruining meat
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:50,
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No undercooked meat or eggs, no soft cheese or boozeno shell fish or undercooked fish etc etc etc
Pregnant people are cheap dates
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:51,
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Cooked shell fish is okbut not too much. Same for big fishes, you can't have much of it.
And you're right, I'm saving a lot of money lately as we haven't been to a restaurant in ages!
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It's so cruelNo, you can't eat any meat that hasn't been properly cooked. Not even chorizo! The first thing I'm going to eat when the baby is here is a lot of steak tartar!!
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don't be absurdit's not just raw steak, it's really nice steak, with shallots and capers and seasoning and stuff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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Where can you have a good one around London?Do you know? I might have to go in a hurry straight after hospital.
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I have no ideaI only know two restaurants in London, one Thai and one Turkish
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:09,
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I apologise for living 180 miles from London(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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It's ok, not your faultI have decided I'm going to make a little google map with good/cheap restaurants to eat in London, after Sunday, when we paid £44 for 2 really bad soups (made from powder and not well) and really not nice burguer and chicken breast in a steak house near Piccadilly.
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good thinking(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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BahYou know nothing. A good steak tartar, as they do it in some parts of Belgium, is the food of gods.
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Very much looking forward to my trip down : )It's a shame you don't have any female friends close by to lean on.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:46,
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I'm looking forward to it too!At the moment we have 6 people confirmed and you know them all, you lucky girl!
I have a couple of friends around, but it's at least 30min drive, and I haven't been feeling like being on the car at all. Now that I'm better I'll start meeting them!
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Aw that's good.Just make sure the BF is looking after you properly.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:52,
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Oh, he isHe's been really patient. I'm thinking about getting him a nice present when this is all finished.
Ah, and my sister had a chat with my mum, so she's had a think about coming for 2 months and from so early, and she's changed her mind and will be coming later. We haven't decided when yet, but it made me terribly happy when she told me yesterday!
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I think the baby will be a big enough present for him : )Your mum is coming over or your sister?
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:56,
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My mumMaybe you were too drunk when we had this conversation :)
My mum wanted to be here for at least 2 months, coming a couple of weeks before I'm due and staying until mid January. Mark and I weren't happy with having her around during his paternity leave, as we want some time for ourselves, and she has no friends here (and doesn't understand English, so we have to keep her entertained all the time).
My sister told her a little lie, and now my mum has decided she'll be coming a bit later, and give us some time for ourselves with the baby! Yay!
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You wereBut you sounded really coherent. You were really upset that my mum was imposing herself like that! If you had known any Spanish I bet you'd have called her and told her off!
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Yeah!I'm a bit unconfortable that my sister had to lie, but it was her idea, so... good for her!
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Hello Aber!I didn't end up going to Stockport beer festival this weekend either, so we both missed out!
How are you doing?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:54,
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Why you didn't go?Must be one of the first times you weren't there!
Mark and his friends went, and had a very good time, as always!
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Had a family gathering I had to go to, sadlyWas a lovely day nonetheless, but I'd rather have been at the festival.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:59,
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Yeah, I know what you meanI had a lovely day with a friend I hadn't seen in a long time, though. I lot of girly talking, shopping and gossiping. These are things that I usually hate, but being with her after so long made it all a lot more entertaining!
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I have very little to do todayI'll be viewing a house at 2:30 - that's about it!
The long/short hair thing really depends on whether it suits the person. I'm clipped to a No 3 (beard as well), I'll also admit to some 'manscaping' too.
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@ BGB'Young' man? Good lord woman, I'm 51! And waaaay past the time when I should be having a mid-life crisis (buying a Harley and/or having an inappropriately young G/F) does this mean I'll live to over 100? Hmmm
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Check the house for negative space(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:46,
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Have to go to the bankand get my finances sorted :( considering selling my ball ticket, need the money more and I don't really want to look fat in the photos.
Alt: short hair for men, long hair for women. Though short hair can look really good on some women. I'd love to have short hair, but I have such a long face it'd just be strange
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:52,
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I had to go to the doctors to get the same prescription that has done me no good for the third time in a row.Didn't feel like he was paying any heed to me at all and kept throwing prescriptions at me to get me out the door.
Alt: No real preference. I've seen quite a few girls sporting a 'semi-Oakey' with it long over one side of the face and short back and sides. Usually dyed red, I quite like that.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:53,
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Well, Bill, if that really is your nameThen tell him that you don't feel it's working, and you'd like to know what alternatives there are.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:55,
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this.I've actually booked an appointment with my mental health person because mine aren't really working for me. If you feel they're not working, then say so.
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This worries meas I'm not currently working, and I fear someone may try to replace me.
Also, I'm sorry I upset you the other morning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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Ahaa you didn't upset me! I totally understood.I was just upset in general. :P
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I've got to go back in next week to see if there's any improvement....so I'll try that then. The prescription works to a point but doesn't complete the job and I then have a good couple of weeks before I can get in to see my doctor again.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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Maybe your doctor fancies youand is secretly making sure you keep coming back to see him.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:04,
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This is almost certainly what's happening*checks mirror*
Ah..nope, scratch that
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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I recommened Goldfrapp - Rocketalways cheers me up!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:07,
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I don't mind.Some women pull off the elfin look quite well, others look like butch lesbians. It's all about whatever they're happy and feel comfy with.
As for men, same answer. And I have no real work to do today. Until September, in fact.
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I have a shitload of housework to dobut I'm putting it off in case I get any better offers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:02,
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I hate mess toobut at this stage, the house has gone beyond mess and into carnage.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:04,
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I always felt really sorry for him.Poor man just wanted to be left alone.
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He would have been left alone if his gaff didn't reek to high heaven and attract rats.(
girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:10,
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There was that.I don't know. I'm not qualified enough to make comment beyond sympathy.
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mr b3th really is like thatwon't throw anything away because it's 'worth something', then can't find a place for it, so just leaves it on top of other stuff, then moans like hell if anything mysteriously 'disappears'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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I know a couple of people like that.I was one of them. It's amazing what effect a clearout can have. Like seeing the floor.
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See I can't let it get to that stage.I had to clean up every day in England, dishes and stuff like that bugged me.
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Do you want to come to my flat for a few days?I'll be happy to give you a room and food for it.
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Sure, give me a sponsored job and an employment contract and I'd be happy to. :P(, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Yeah, wellWe might have a problem there... But I'll keep my eyes open for you!
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Do you want to come and stay with me for a bitsay 4 hours a week?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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A flatmate of mine was like that.and then complained that I never did any housework. Apparently my explanations of "well if you'd let it get to a state where I notice there's a state, I'll clean it up" wasn't good enough.
So we tried a rota, which also wasn't good enough because rather than doing all at one time, I had to do it the minute anything became dirty, which essentially meant spending the day cleaning. I refused to do this.
The flatmate didn't last.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:10,
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I could never live with DJHe's one of those people that eats cereal over the sink. Walking into my house makes him itch.
I do feel sorry for Roota.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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Roota'll be alrightShe's hot enough to get somebody else if DJ goes too far towards the Howard Hughes.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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I suspect the feacal Baskins Robbins didn't help either(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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went over my head too(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:22,
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Kroney = Frozen Poo Dildo(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:44,
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ahaha I don't complain when other people don't clean.Unless it's in the bathroom and there's ... waste.. everywhere. It's usually that I don't let things get that bad to bug me. Usually.
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I wish I was as tidy as youthe only time I notice how untidy my room is, is when people who don't know me come round
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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I'm not dreadfulI just hate tidying. It's so boring
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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I never said you were!I sorta see it as proactive. And actually when I'm stressed I clean more. And it's good for procrastination.
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Tell me.When I was doing my dissertation at uni my bedroom was sparkling.
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Whereas people can tell when I'm stressedby the number of diet coke cans on my windowsill
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:22,
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BufI have housework to do too. Too much of it. And unpacking. And I have to set up the direct debits for all my utilities. And need to write to the bank as well. You just reminded me and made me very unhappy.
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OH NOES!I've upset a pregnant lady! I'm so going to hell...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:09,
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Hahaha!Oh, don't worry, I think that only counts after the 6th month.
I just remember I put the washing machine yesterday night and haven't emptied it, so I think I'll have to wash all those clothes again.
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I had Aber in my car the other week.I've never driven so slowly in my life.
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girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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And I'm very glad you didas I was getting sick already, imagine if you'd gone faster!
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I used to be like that when I had the grandkids in the carNow I just give them the usual boy racer treatment. They've never complained. I really do drive like a man.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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Oh man, yeah.I can reverse, and park, and everything!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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Well, I guess I'm not getting any better offersSo I'm off to do my housework. Try not to miss me too much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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