He's a 51 year old man on benefits living in a mid-terrace house in Colchester.
The likely standard of the two women he had in his hot tub implies that it wasn't pan pipe music the old woman was hearing, but whale song.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Geordies?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

This week on Desperate Housewhales....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Hehehehe...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)

"SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDERRRRRRRR!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

And he poured upon the whale's white hump all the sum of rage and hate felt by his race from Adam down.
If his chest had been a mortar, he'd have burst his heart's hot shell upon it.

But it wasn't, so he had to settle for "get your tits out, bitch". Which is nearly as poetic.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)

That's not how Picard quoted it

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Picard quoted it wrong.
In fact, so did I. But mine's a better approximation.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

First Contact?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

That's my favourite of all the films
with the possible exception of the new one. Mainly because of all the eye candy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Aye.
Zoe Saldana. I'd respond to her hailing frequencies anytime.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I was going more with Zachary Quinto and the bloke who played McCoy
but yes, I'm sure she'd do a turn.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Karl Urban

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)