awwwww
Mind you, if Tigger could talk, he'd tell you to dump the bloke that keeps coming round because he doesn't respect the superior importance of cats.

Still, only three weeks...?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Cats are rubbish.
They haven't forgotten the time from when they were worshipped as Gods. Two thousand years ago.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Cats resent the fact that they need humans to open tins
Dogs are just happy to have a pack to belong to. No-one can smile at you like a happy dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Cats are awesome. They are simply using humans and I respect them for that.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

they aren't.
they are too stupid. People think they are clever but they are wrong.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

They're clever enough to know when something's easier than doing it yourself.
Arguing the relative intelligence of animals is a hiding to nothing.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

That, and cats smell funny, and you can't take them out for walks.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

They DO smell funny
My granddaughters ahve three, and their house really smells of cat. Then again, I'm sure our house really smells of dog, and some people don't like that.

You know, wrong people.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Dogs smell really strongly.
Blugh.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:44, Reply)

So does a freezer full of shit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)

touche!

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I have two cats and have been reliably informed my house doesn't smell at all.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

It will after the bash
i saw the photos, it look like there had been an earthquske and you were housing the victims from a special school
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)

My home is virtually back to normal.
Nothing broken and no stains on the carpet.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Check the sheets

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Checked and washed.
No knickers missing either.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:02, Reply)