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There's a woman in our office who did it and passed the training a couple of months ago, she's just found out she's on duty at Glastonbury on the Sunday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

There may be a drugs test
Monty would score 100%
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I was trying to think of a witty comment to make regarding my suggestion
But I figured I'd let it stand on its own and someone was sure to come along.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I'm still waiting for a witty one though TBH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)