*brings up brother ripping open scrotum story for the umpteenth time*

( Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you should stop him ripping it open

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)

How many times has he ripped it open?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Just the once, it's just a good gross-out story.

( Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I imagine it's more fun for the person who didn't open their love-spuds with a rusty hook.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Gear-cog on his bike.
To this day I still can't quite work out how he did it. He ditched the bike in a sand bunker on the local golf course. How he went from that to slamming his crotch into the cog hard enough to rip through jeans, but without breaking a leg, I don't know.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Mind you, he also managed to cut himself whilst shaving.
On his forehead.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:24, Reply)

He was shaving with his bike?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:40, Reply)