I could never figure out how Geri Halliwell got a number one with a shit rendition of a shit song

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pink pound innit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Fucking bastards

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I don't think Rory could even get to a quarter pound.
Even by thinking hard about his gran.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I think she meant his prolapse

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Ewwww.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

The British music-buying public are morons
For further examples thereof, see; Oasis, Vengaboys, Robbie fucking Williams and the Macarena
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Yeah, but equally I've got Whigfield AND Shampoo to throw back into your GAY FACE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Christ, I'd forgotten about Shampoo
The first band to coin the phrase "Girl Power", if I remember rightly. I hope they sued the fuck out of Halliwell and co
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

How can you even admit to knowing about this shit?
Have you no discretion?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I believe we've established that I know an enormous amount of useless shite
It became slightly less worthy of mockery circa December 2nd
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I used to know them.
Tedious namedrop but as ever the truth. They went off to Japan and made a FORTUNE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I remember a Smash Hits caption under a picture of them
It read 'Shampoo: pigs in knickers'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Last seen by me, vomiting into my friend Mat's kitchen sink.
They were taking turns.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

One of them reviewed our club night in Camden and was very rude about it.
Amusingly it was described as a 'music industry back-slapping boy's club' and less amusingly 'boring'.

We saw her out a couple of weeks later and she shat herself and ran off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I believe that at one point they were both number one and two in the charts
Only in Japan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

They were 'number two' alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:41, Reply)