DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAD THREEEEEEEEEAAAD
I made sweet chilli jam yesterday. It's utterly brilliant. What've you made?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:51, 123 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A fool of myself.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Any particular instance or just in general?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Just in general,
that's the most consistent thing I've made for quite some time.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I do it considerably less often now I don't get pissed any more.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I managed to walk into a door today stone cold sober.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I wish I could say I was surprised by this statement.
I reckon I'm losing my marbles actually, I've almost walked into lampposts twice this week.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

*highfives*
Join the I am always making a fool of myself club. I am the president and supply the tea and biscuits to our twice monthly meetings.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I made a revision plan
for my Cicero paper,

Sweet chilli jam sounds awesome
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

It is, I'd send you the recipe but you're a self-professed supernoodler.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

This is true :(
I'm still envious though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I'll try and make some more before I next see you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

:D delicious jam
I'll make you some supernoodles to take home with you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Sounds like a good deal.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)

A vow, that one day...and one day very soon, I shall slay my employer with a rusty penknife.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)

s
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

OON??

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Have you not fucked off yet?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

No I'm working until 6pm
Why?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

POTD
I haven't been around much, but it's still half a compliment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I think AA has already stolen that honour.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

If you mean the Haribo comment
you're probably right.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I do and I am.
Although I appear to have clicked TGB onto the popular page.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Oh yeah
Sorry B3th, not even the magnificent breasts ruling can help you here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Definitely.
I logged in specifically to click it earlier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

We can slay each others employer.
Do you have any qualms about bumping off a chinaman?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Fuck no.
The Yellow Peril hold no attraction for me (apart from Japanese birds).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

i may make cupcakes later
not sure yet though
stay tuned
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

cupcakes a baby
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)

OOOOOOH getting some action?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Unless you mean the slang for a massive shit, in which case spare me the details.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)

sweet hot cupcake action

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I don't make things as a rule
Unless I'm allowed to count discharge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

ew.
You disgust me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Frequently :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Old news

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You've got some news on B3th's husband?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I made the decision not to go to the gym and to go home and dye my hair instead.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I approve of this decision.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

What colour are you going for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Not grey!

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I hope you aren't currently 'Battleship Blousie'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Just a little grey at the temples which with careful upkeep is kept at bay.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I saw a pal I'd not seen for a couple of years the other day.
He couldn't believe how grey I've gone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I wouldn't have bothered dyeing it if I'd kept it short.
It looked cool. Long hair however, unless nice and thick looks meh when grey.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Great.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I mean on women you pleb.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

**********BREAKING NEWS****************
More on the half hour
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Thank you and now for the weather update.
It's raining men, hallelujah!
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I could never figure out how Geri Halliwell got a number one with a shit rendition of a shit song

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Pink pound innit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Fucking bastards

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I don't think Rory could even get to a quarter pound.
Even by thinking hard about his gran.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I think she meant his prolapse

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Ewwww.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

The British music-buying public are morons
For further examples thereof, see; Oasis, Vengaboys, Robbie fucking Williams and the Macarena
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Yeah, but equally I've got Whigfield AND Shampoo to throw back into your GAY FACE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Christ, I'd forgotten about Shampoo
The first band to coin the phrase "Girl Power", if I remember rightly. I hope they sued the fuck out of Halliwell and co
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

How can you even admit to knowing about this shit?
Have you no discretion?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I believe we've established that I know an enormous amount of useless shite
It became slightly less worthy of mockery circa December 2nd
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I used to know them.
Tedious namedrop but as ever the truth. They went off to Japan and made a FORTUNE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I remember a Smash Hits caption under a picture of them
It read 'Shampoo: pigs in knickers'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Last seen by me, vomiting into my friend Mat's kitchen sink.
They were taking turns.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

One of them reviewed our club night in Camden and was very rude about it.
Amusingly it was described as a 'music industry back-slapping boy's club' and less amusingly 'boring'.

We saw her out a couple of weeks later and she shat herself and ran off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I believe that at one point they were both number one and two in the charts
Only in Japan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

They were 'number two' alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:41, Reply)

What colour?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

See above.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I did, and am satisfied.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

hurr hurr
You said 'satisfied'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

And I meant it too.
feeling a bit drousy now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

go blonde!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I am so not a blonde.
I was however, a redhead for quite a long time but it's hard work keeping it looking nice and shiny on long hair.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Bob Martins?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

A trouser tent when I saw your eyes :) :) :) :)

( broadsword, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

pfffffffffffffffft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I have a home made sweet chilli sauce at home that is very good.
I made a nice thing yesterday where I filled a portabellow mushroom with some chili, garlic and blue cheese and served that on a smoked saussage in a bun with loads of BBQ sauce and it was very nice and I think I might make it again tonight if I don't get home to late as I quite fancy it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)

sounds fantastic
I love all those things, I'm even coming round to blue cheese (in cooking at least)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Blue cheese is one of my life's greatest pleasures - and there's some stiff competition in that area.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

slowcooker lamb stew
won't know whether it's awesome until I get home, though.

I'm going to predict "yes" based on previous successes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I've made myself smell like a man
as well as normal perfume, I have several miniatures. Picked one at random and only after spraying realised it's definitely a man's scent. So I smell interestingly of Tom Ford's Grey Vetiver. If only I was an attractive man it would be perfect
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Lusty prefers some men's scents to women's ones.
Some of them are definitely suitable for both I would imagine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Some scents are unisex
one of Paul Smith's scents for men is lovely. Personally I'm loving the scent itself and it's reacted well with my skin. Very crisp and soapy.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)

CKOne is a good example
It makes me go a bit mental when my mrs wears it though, so I probably shouldn't use it myself...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Paul Smith Story is nice
That's the bottle that looks like a book.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:58, Reply)

There's only one men's fragrance that's driven me wild
Boys I've been with don't usually wear them. It was something by Hugo Boss.

NOM NOM NOM
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Oh my word THIS
I don't know what it is about Hugo Boss and CK scents but men wearing them drive me absolutely loopy. Like, slavering at the gash, come home with me now, ah fuckit I'll fuck you right here style loopy.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Hugo Boss yes
Calvin Klein no. Tom Ford on men = yes as does Chanel Platinum Egoiste
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I shall have to check these out
along with the aforementioned Paul Smith one. Tennis boy wears one of the Hugo Boss ones and it genuinely makes me go weak at the knees.
Similarly there are some women's scents that do the same, a couple of the ones by Ghost and Anna Sui. I have yet to smell a woman in the street and be so captivated by her smell that I have half turned round to follow her like the kids on the Bisto advert.

Yes this has happened with several men. Yes I know this makes me sound creepy.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

My next perfume might be Jo Malone
Or maybe more Miss Dior Cherie. Lol kid perfume.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:33, Reply)

I am quite happy with my nighttime perfume
but I'm a little bored of my daytime one. I narrowed it down to one of two Anna Sui scents and, shamefully, the Avril Lavigne one.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Does Avril do one called 'Tennis Boi'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Pffft!
No, it's a scent for me. Tennis boy wears hugo boss; see above.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)

So he does.
Is TB all excited about Queens and Wimbledon, and does he have any betting advice?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:41, Reply)

He's off to Wimbledon in a couple of weeks
watching, not playing, obviously. He got quite excited about the French Open but I think that's because he can't stand Federer. I don't think he bets, I'm afraid.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I'm sure he's been excited by a few "French Opens" in his time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Do you think he's been on the receiving end of a berk 'grand slam!'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)

I should imagine so.
I would think he made a terrible racquet as she bounced his balls on the grass.

Now, THAT'S love.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I'll bet she served up a right treat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:52, Reply)

*inserts obvious "love - duce" joke.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I wonder if after a marathon session TC and Berk employ local children to hand them towels?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:55, Reply)

I would answer this
but I've made it through to the next thread, Jeff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I only have a daytime one,
Chanel Chance Eau Fraiche. It's lovely, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Two or more perfumes is the way to go
I've always been wearing the evening one whenever I've pulled, so the smell of it always makes me grin and be in the mood to go out and dance like a tit. I find smells incredibly evocative.
(berk, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I've currently got four on rotation
Hermes Caleche, Armani Sensi, DKNY blossom, and some Issey Miyake
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I like Miss Dior Cherie
as a daytime scent :) never worn any Jo Malone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:43, Reply)

My mum wears it a lot
They're nice and uncomplicated. And you cna wear them together to create different ones.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Why do woman wear make up and perfume?
*Obvious joke is obvious*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Platinum Egoiste has the same effect for me
for women, Sensi (on myself) Black Orchid, and a few others. I just like perfume despite the fact it sometimes makes me sneeze
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:42, Reply)

it may sound ghetto but I love Jay Z's scent 99
I like wearing it when I'm around the lesbians
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)

I used to wear a man's scent which name escapes me but it's fucking lovely.
*investigates*

Paco rabane pour homme! Gets me from nought to sixty in the flash of an eye.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Amusingly, I used to wear a woman's skin until she escaped me!
How weird is that?!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I read that as skirt and thought nothing of it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)

You raise an interesting point.
Is it possible, to guess the sex of the deliverer of a fart?
I think it is, and can testify to being 100% correct in uncontroled experiments.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)

My first poptart
They are DELICIOUS.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

You are a poptart!

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:01, Reply)

You're confusing Lampers with Paula Yates.
God rest her musician-welcoming flange.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Who was the biggest musician magnet.
Yates or Kensit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Yates I reckon.
Fanny like the Tube's green room.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Yates
Otherwise we have to classify Liam Gallagher as a musician
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

they're not really though
toaster strudels are better
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Chicken madras on Monday, it's rather tasty thanks!
Made the mistake of mixing the rice into the sauce though, means that it doesn't heat up as well as when I've kept them seperate.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Did you add coconut milk to it when you reheated it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)