All the fetishes I have were suddenly made socially acceptable and quite tame with the invention of the internet.

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I find that people tend to view you as weird
if you don't have some sort of fetish, post-internet. Attitudes have flipped poles.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I also find that women are far more open to try things

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Maybe
although I haven't met one yet who wanted it up the dirtbox
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

because we think it's weird that men want to play with shit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)

No it isn't and that isn't true of all women by a long way.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)

yes, yes it is weird to play with poo
and women are likely to try anything if they're eased into it
not when you slam your dick in their arse and say "oh, it slipped!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I can't see the fascination of looking at your knob and seeing a small piece of poo stuck to it.
Somebody else's poo too. Having an eneama to clear you out is hardly going to lead to spontaneous sex.

I'll stick with a nice fresh twat if that's alright.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

*clicks for fresh twat*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

You don't need an enema to not have a dirtpipe filled with bits of poo.
A decent diet and proper toilet hygine usually covers it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

^poo pipe researcher^

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Nah.
It's not my specialism.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Madame, for that you may have a click.

(berk, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Pray tell us how to clear your sphincter without recourse to a bottle brush.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:37, Reply)

He uses the toilet brush.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I wondered what I was doing wrong.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)

totally agreeing with you here

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

horses for courses innit?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

20% of the women I have slept with wanted to at least try it

( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)

my quick maths says 14.3% for me
therefore either you've got dirtier exes than me or there's about a 2.5% standard deviation in back-door booting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Resolutely 0% for me, regardless of how I try to cook the books.
I'm not overly fussed about trying it, but I'd rather have the possibility open.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

stop skewing in the figures, man.
We'll never get this shit published with that kind of variance.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

also, how can you cook the books?
it's a pretty much yes/no kinda thing, surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

My ex enjoyed it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

My ex (the one with the 30G's)
liked it so much that we did it before we had normal sex. Weirdddd
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

that's possibly mildly odd.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

possibly mildly
( Peej, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Where's Jeff when you need him?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

*Waves!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)

The floor is yours
As you're not allowed on the couch.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)