I have a Diversity Training workshop.
I've never been to one before, and I'm not sure whether to be politely sarcastic, or just switch off.
Lunch is included however.
There's also sessions coming up, Empowerment, and Safeguarding Vulnerable Adults. Can't sodding wait.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:23, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is break-dancing before or after lunch?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Diversity Training is a waste of time and money.
Like most of these corporate things, you'll already know what it is they're supposed to be training you in if you have an ounce of common sense.

In this case, you can boil it down to "calling black people 'monkeys' often offends".

Actually, maybe swipe should have gone on one.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)

You have to do it though
otherwise the pakis get uppity.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

That's how 911 started,
and I don't mean the excellent band.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Inshallah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I had to do a Height Awareness course a few years ago.
4 hours of being told what a height was. By 2 people. Just me on the course. Lunch was included oh this too, I took a carrier bag and filled it with all the buffet stuff that was left. Result.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:36, Reply)

What the hell does a height awareness course entail?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Boxes for shortarses to stand on

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Also, ducking so you don't bash your head.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Being aware that a height is 1.3 metres or above.
And how not to fall off a ladder, or get my students stuck up a very small hill.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I can see why your company had to pay another company
to train you in that.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I got an email off them congratulating me on successfully passing it.
And asked if I wanted to go on another one, but I wasn't allowed.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I bet there's a really high fail rate
and therefore that certificate was totally worth the printing.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)

As far as I know, I was the only one to do it.
Due to the aforementioned students .
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)