I'd buy Burt his own Honda Accord and then he can drive round chasing Monty in it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd pay for you to have hypnosis Blousie.
Then, with your new found confidence I'd pay for you to go to a waterpark so you could challenge yourself on something more exciting than the 'lazy river'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:03, Reply)

The 'lazy river'
sounds like an answer to the previous question.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Hypnosis doesn't work on me. I've tried it.
You'd be better off drugging me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

*Phones Chompy*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Make Monty sit in the back with Spanky on one side and Christian O'Connell on the other.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I would kill myself with great pleasure, rather than endure that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Sure?
I bet it would be lolwaki
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Quite sure, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Oh, don't say that
There are so many people who'd take greater pleasure in killing you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I'd be tempted to buy a honda Accord
with a private numberplate that read something like Justice
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:04, Reply)