I honestly cannot think of a single thing that I covet from another B3tan.
I'd quite like a holiday home in Cyprus I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:44, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you covet Gonz AICMFP

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

What about Rswipe's money?

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Not really.
My problem is that money means very little to me. This is because I am posh, do you see? I was brought up to believe that money and any discussion thereof is vulgar. Thanks for that, parents.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You should totally tell that to the bank manager.
If you insist on sending me these vulgar letters, I shall set my solicitor on you. Or the hounds.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I shall have my batman thrash you to within an inch of your repulsive little life.
Now, to my club!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

To the Batclub!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Bobby teaching your little girl?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I've got some nice guitars
you should covet those
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Unless your guitars are from the 1950s or 60s I'm unlikely to be overly jealous if I am honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

meh
a lot of those are over-rated. Mine aren't special though, you could replace them with exactly the same thing with no bother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

If I win the lottery I'll get you a mid-50s Gretsch
So you can go all rockabilly in your spare time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I'd fucking do it and all.
Quiff and everything. I've already considered it - I think my greying long hair might be nearing its sell-by date and don't know how else to be a rebel - but an old rebel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

don't go rockabilly
you'd look like a fucking loser.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Sssh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

What if I already do?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

it would only make matters worse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Worse than if I got an /off topic tattoo, say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I think a Gretsch would be significantly cheaper than the burnt Hendrix guitar as well.
with the money saved I could probably run to a tub of brylcream as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I caught about half a minute of Wednesday night's lottery draw
and there was a rockabilly group playing. Quite good, I thought, but obviously I don't have your discerning ear.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Ooh no, they're cack them

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Who was it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

No, not The Who, a rockabilly band etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

The Baseballs?
something like that. They looked like a bunch of dads.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH dad END STRIKETHROUGH cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

No, that was John Partridge

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Happily I am entirely ignorant of this character.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I wish I was.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Like a bunch of poofs off a musical doing a capella versions of Rihanna and 'dance' tunes.
With fake sideys and that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

My Lord that does not sound good at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

it's bands like that which make me think
"maybe my band isn't that shit after all"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I would like this one:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7597220.stm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

wonder if it still works
have to string it the right way round obviously
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Following a side link from that
I saw this hilarious story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6406961.stm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

good stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I can shit without straining
It barely even touches the sides
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I really am considering putting you on ignore now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Very fair
You calling me a gay every day for a year is fine. I riff on it and it's beyond the pale. Completely understandable, old boy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)