Enough of this generosity.
What do you covet from other B3tans? What makes you green with envy?
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:33, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do we know if any B3tans have an ox?
Because whilst I shouldn't covet it - I'd be sorely tempted by it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

some of them smell like an ox
does that count?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I am envious of people who are good with money. I am absolutely appalling at budgets.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

My round then?

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

*downs pint*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

*buys another five*
*waits till too pissed to understand what's going on*
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

*thinks of england*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Not Minnie Driver though.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I am always thinking of Minnie Driver!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Who, Chinnie Driver?
I am always thinking about her masculine jaw and how it makes her look like that mutant from 'The Goonies'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

She has a kite like ten bob

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Great jaw line.
She was smoking hot when she was heavily pregnant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

i wish i could rock darth's hair

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I wish I could torch Darth's hair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

r u
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

that's how I read it in the first place.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Cheers babe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I covet their Honda Accords
So many of them have them, and all I have is a polo :(
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I'd love a mint right now.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Crow's hair it's lovely and dark and long OH WAIT he has no hair anymore.
It's very odd.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Has that binder cut it orf again?
Does that boy never learn?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Even shorter than January.
I have pics but I've been forbidden to put them up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Tell him we all think he's a muppet.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

The poor boy is devastated.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I would have thought he'd have got used to being a muppet by now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Hello!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Thank the Lord for gazzes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

See him in person! We should totally do something soon, it's been ages.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Yes, please.
I say dinner at mine - but Luzzer is working ludicrous shifts as she's started her new job. It will I hope calm down in the next couple of weeks so hold tight and let's DO THAT THING.

Not *that* thing, you understand. That wouldn't be right at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

That would be excellent.
I'll float the idea to him, sure he'll be up for it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Wut?

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

He still looks handsome and dashing.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I don't doubt that for a moment.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I am envious of Lab's tattoos.
And Amberl's pale skin.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

WOO!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

You knows it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I am envious of anyone with the ability to not take the internet seriously and not be offended by cruel jibes
If anyone wants me, I'll be back at the end of September.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Night night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I honestly cannot think of a single thing that I covet from another B3tan.
I'd quite like a holiday home in Cyprus I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

you covet Gonz AICMFP

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

What about Rswipe's money?

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Not really.
My problem is that money means very little to me. This is because I am posh, do you see? I was brought up to believe that money and any discussion thereof is vulgar. Thanks for that, parents.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You should totally tell that to the bank manager.
If you insist on sending me these vulgar letters, I shall set my solicitor on you. Or the hounds.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I shall have my batman thrash you to within an inch of your repulsive little life.
Now, to my club!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

To the Batclub!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Bobby teaching your little girl?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I've got some nice guitars
you should covet those
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Unless your guitars are from the 1950s or 60s I'm unlikely to be overly jealous if I am honest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

meh
a lot of those are over-rated. Mine aren't special though, you could replace them with exactly the same thing with no bother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

If I win the lottery I'll get you a mid-50s Gretsch
So you can go all rockabilly in your spare time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I'd fucking do it and all.
Quiff and everything. I've already considered it - I think my greying long hair might be nearing its sell-by date and don't know how else to be a rebel - but an old rebel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

don't go rockabilly
you'd look like a fucking loser.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Sssh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

What if I already do?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

it would only make matters worse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Worse than if I got an /off topic tattoo, say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I think a Gretsch would be significantly cheaper than the burnt Hendrix guitar as well.
with the money saved I could probably run to a tub of brylcream as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I caught about half a minute of Wednesday night's lottery draw
and there was a rockabilly group playing. Quite good, I thought, but obviously I don't have your discerning ear.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Ooh no, they're cack them

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Who was it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

No, not The Who, a rockabilly band etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

The Baseballs?
something like that. They looked like a bunch of dads.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH dad END STRIKETHROUGH cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

No, that was John Partridge

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Happily I am entirely ignorant of this character.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I wish I was.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Like a bunch of poofs off a musical doing a capella versions of Rihanna and 'dance' tunes.
With fake sideys and that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

My Lord that does not sound good at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

it's bands like that which make me think
"maybe my band isn't that shit after all"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I would like this one:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7597220.stm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

wonder if it still works
have to string it the right way round obviously
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Following a side link from that
I saw this hilarious story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6406961.stm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

good stuff

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I can shit without straining
It barely even touches the sides
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I really am considering putting you on ignore now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Very fair
You calling me a gay every day for a year is fine. I riff on it and it's beyond the pale. Completely understandable, old boy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I also wish I had the education and health care you lot have.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

some of us have
education is sadly lacking in some areas
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

*looks at Bristol*

( Kroney, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I covet HUGGY WUGGIES
might have to wait tho, I'm off to the pub
( broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:45, Reply)

i wanna gooooooooooo

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

COME COME COME
TO THE PUB PUB PUB :) :) :)
( broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

work work work :( :( :(
have lots of drinks for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Just tell your boss I've given you the day off
he'll understand

we're off to some Columbian place, just behind the Ricardo Soriano, see you soon xx
( broadsword, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

okay then xx

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'd like to be an elite hacker
like these guys - www.blackbergsecurity.us/Home

(not Blackberg Security, they're obviously a bunch of morons).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Seriously? hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I just got sent that
made me laugh
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Nice!
Gonna send that 'round work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:59, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I covet a social life
anyone have one they could spare?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Mine is a little ad hoc.
But you're welcome to share.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I don't have one because I can't afford it.
They're overrated anyway.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

*social outcast fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

it's because people are dull and shit
*fives*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

They mostly are
Unfortunately, they tend to be necessary for any kind of social activity.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

the older I get the more I just want to be left alone
I like hanging out with people and doing stuff occasionally, but mostly I think people are shit, and I'd like to have an underground lair for my dog and myself.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

When I was was a teenager I was out every night.
This may have been because I could not smoke hashish at home, though...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

same here
without the hashish bit

I think I was out so much and so often for so long that I just do not want to be around people.
Or maybe it's like I said before, they're shit and dull. I have to get blind drunk to deal with the monotony.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I have never been able to understand why people's idea of a 'good pub/bar'
is one where you cannot get a seat and it takes an eternity to get a drink. I went to a bar on a static boat on the Thames recently. It was fucking heaving - literally hundreds and hundreds of people all shouting etc. It took me half an hour to get a pint and I'd drunk it before I got back to where people I knew were so I had to go back again. That is not 'a good bar', it is a shit one.

I think it's for people who want casual sex or to appear popular.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

This, in spades. Pubs are supposed to be relaxing, not causes of stress and high blood pressure.
In related news, my work local near St. Paul's has just got Tim Taylord's Landlord on as a permanent fixture. I proclaim this to be A JOLLY GOOD THING.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I will extend this further
I don't understand why people want to move from home to the pub in some situations when:
A) they'd be with the same people they already are with,
B) there is plenty of beer that has already been paid for at the current location; and
C) you can't smoke in the pub
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

THIS
almost all of my evenings out are at someone's house these days - if we do eat it's either a takeout or we go back after the meal.

Bars are shit. Pubs are alright, but still not as convenient as my front room.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I should really strikethrough the second "o" and the "on" in monotony
but I shall respect the embargo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

hahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

sounds familiar

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Innit blud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)