You should move to Weston super Mare.
You can totally do that here. And you can go on the pier and tell Jeff all about it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

or you could move to one of the nice places that has a beach, rather than a shithole full of fucking smackheads

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Well, that too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Great Yarmouth, for example

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

or somewhere nice.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I didn't say what it was an example of
All of Norfolk looks down on Yarmouth. That should say it all.

Except Swaffham.

Cunts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

That fucking death camp you went to recently, where's that?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Manchester
I doubt I'll go anywhere that unpleasant this year. And I'm going to Leamington Spa and Great Yarmouth at the end of the month
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Come on then Vipros
tell us where we can find a beach that meets your high standards?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

it wasn't the beach, it was the place it was next to
there are countless beaches in the South West which are nicer than Weston and have the added bonus of not being by Weston.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

^ This.
And they could get an ice-cream covered in Haribo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Me and the granddaughter are going to go and do exactly that one day soon
Then you'll be sorry!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Why would I be sorry?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Because you wouldn't have an ice cream with Haribo.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

But if I wanted ice cream with Haribo I could have one.
So I'm still not sure what I've got to be sorry about.

I'd be jealous however if you got yourself a ice cream covered in Haribo and you ate it on the pier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)