Everyone's in a cracking mood today I see
I probably should be in a good mood, despite The Horror Of McLaren, but am too hungover to muster a smile. A good mate's birthday drinks last night. I intended to go along for a couple as I have a busy week ahead, but I was one of only two people to show up, and felt so bad for the poor boy that I was compelled to stay the course and get royally shitfaced.

Here's hoping your day and week improve henceforth, Monters and Apey.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:10, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Amen brother

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Can you not muster enough support for a Villa-style fans backlash?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I feel really fucking sorry for Villa fans right now
Alex fucking McLeish. The way he took Brum down required real skill in the field of being crap at football. I can only assume he's been on Villa's payroll since just after the Carling Cup final
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Still, McClaren eh?
What accent will he do this time?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I assume he'll pick up the Notts accent
and start calling everyone "me duck". In a low countries voice.

Is Monty aware that the Dutsch Schteve meme is based on a football manager?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Cheers mate
Hamilton needs to sort his head out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Who, 'Diddy'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Nowt to do with Formula 1 I'm afraid
Best of luck with everything sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

What are you banging on about then?
Thanks for the wishes, I have sent flowers in a pathetic attempt to curry favour. It won't work and I'm £50 out, still one can but try!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Come on
What have you done?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

It's football, I can't remember if you care about that or not
so won't bore you with the details. Good luck getting out of the doghouse mate. I assume you don't need to be told this, but a shitload of grovelling awaits thee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

This^
Book a table somewhere nice for tonight. Drive and don't drink
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Nah i don't care, but thanks for clarifying
I'm prepared for the grovelling don't you worry, i am well rehearsed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Shitty timing with her about to pop
I suppose you'll just have to be massively understanding of every mood swing, that should do it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Remind her of the Golden Rule
"If there are two ways to take something I said, and one of them makes you sad and angry, I meant the other one."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:56, Reply)

By 'The Horror Of McLaren' I take it you mean 'Bow Wow Wow'?
I used to really fancy the girl from that band - but their murdering of the simply superb 'I Want Candy' was a fucking disgrace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I have no idea what any of these words mean

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Bow Wow Wow were a Malcolm McLaren post-Sex Pistols project.
They covered the Strangeloves' excellent 'I Want Candy', and did not do a good job of it.

The End.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Thank you for clarifying
For a moment I thought you meant the ridiculously shit young American "rapper" L'il Bow Wow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

If you care, and you might just,
here's the original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6roiwPK3Ok

It's great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I did care, as I was wondering if it was the song I imagined
and you're right, it is.

Thank you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:36, Reply)

It's a top quality use of the 'Bo Diddley' rhythm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Unfortunately this is where I have to shrug and say "if you say so Monty"
My knowledge of the music of the 1960s is rudimentary at best. I know the Beatles were shit, but that's about it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:40, Reply)

There's a mine of wonderful stuff out there.
Amidst acres and acres of utter shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

It's those acres that put me off, frankly
Plus the fact that my interest in and knowledge of music is nowhere near as voracious and encyclopedic (respectively) as yours. Always happy to receive recommendations, however.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:48, Reply)