I move tomorrow
assuming my letting agent hasn't just run of to the Costa Del Crime with my security deposit and first months rent. I'm starting to get a little nervous about it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's OK - there are plenty of other bedsits out there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

+ in Dover
*shudder*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:38, Reply)

*suddenly feels better about life*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I can crash at yours for a few weeks, right?
just till I get back on my feet, yeah?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:50, Reply)

No problem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

He lives in Dover? I've been there. No one place has ever depressed me so much, so quickly.
And I've been to Coventry.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Coventry is a great place!
How awesome is a city when it has me AND Pooflake in it!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:00, Reply)

No, I'm in Birmingham
NakedApe is off in his own little world.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I haven't kept up, are you abandoning your house because it's so shit or something?
Less importantly where do I send your shit (and late) randomburn cd to?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Pretty much yeah
Debating whether to fix it up for rent or to sell, or to sell as a fixer-up.

Or burn it down mysteriously.

It'll still be there for a couple of months yet, until I get the last two Randomburn CDs I wouldn't dream of getting rid.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)

By pass the lecy and start a cannabis factory
For added authenticity move some vietnamise in as caretakers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I saw the Bristolian police on telly enter a cannabis factory
I say enter as they didn't want to do any damage. Once inside it was apparent no one was home, so they left a polite but firm note asking the owner to present himself at the local nick...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I'm campaigning to get them called Bristoliers
rather than Bristolian

either that or Bristoleros
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Or 'bumpkin cunts', my personal choice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

accurate
somehow they are more backwards than people who live in rural Devon. It's that combination of Somerset/Gloucester inbreeding and small city wankerness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)