Worse
Yesterday I used to wrong oven glove. The added up to hundreds of other minor things have apparently pushed her over the edge, though she can't think of an individual crime worse than using a tea towel to mop up a spilt cup of tea.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:01, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh, you massive cunt.
I can't believe you did that etc.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I'll bet you once put a knife in the area allocated for forks in the cutlery tray as well
You heartless swine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You know what you did, you swine!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

If she has to tell you what you did
you don't love her enough.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I know what I did, she yelled at me for using the wrong oven glove whilst making her a roast dinner
I told her I didn't care.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Do you still want to make it work?

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Yes
Very much so, I just don't give a shit about oven gloves and tea towels so it's never going to work between us obviously. To be honest I'd never leave her, I love my spawn too much.
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Then I hope it gets sorted out.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'm sure it will be fine
She's probably just on her period or something
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Hasn't she just had a kid?
She could be suffering from post natal depression
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:21, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Shes just stopped feeding
so hormonal problems may very well be the cause of her mentaloverateatowelitus
( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Buy her a new pair of oven gloves.
But make sure you buy her a good quality pair. I once did a deal to buy 1000 pairs of oven gloves at just 50p a pair.

What a mistake. I ended up getting my fingers burnt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:19, Reply)

SPANG!

( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Is SPANG good or bad?
I'm not down with the kids.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Nicked from TTO

( Peej, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)

This is similar to the crap my ex used to come out with.
If I hung the washing out I got grief because it's going to rain. If I put it in the tumble dryer I got grief because I should have hung it out, etc.

All her sniping was just a symptom of an underlying malaise with our relationship.

She was also a fat munter, which didn't help.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:29, Reply)