Brighten up your supermarket visits
If you're a 'tit' man, then start your shop on the booze aisle and work your way back to the fruit and veg. If you're an 'arse' fan, then take the more traditional route.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

*waves*
Alright Jeff?
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I'm good thanks Blousie.
Is it your special day tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

It is.
I'll be even more too old for you Jeff.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

*there there*
Hey, at least I remembered before your big-day that tomorrow is your big day!

*BEAMS*

I hope you get lots of nice pressies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I'm not getting anything much.
My dad is paying for a new fireplace for me through the business so it would be greedy of me to ask for something for my birthday.

Edit: and thanks for remembering. You did better than my mum and she's known me for longer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

So you aren't expecting much else bar the fireplace.
At least you don't have grate expectations.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

LTINBIPYFI

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I'm familiar with LTI
But what about the rest of the letter. What are you trying to say?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Leave the internet before I punch you in the face.

( girlinthehole, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Leave the internet before I punch your face in, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

My guess was
Leave The Internet Now Before I Pummel Your Fizzog Indiscriminately
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Whatever it means. I don't like it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Sounds like Swiss Tony
"A supermarket visit is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman; you're lured in by pleasant smells and attractive displays and by the end you're alternating between rage and despair and clutching a bottle of vodka."

EDIT: and out a load of money.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:54, Reply)