I wouldn't give up the day job

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Talking of your day job
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/13/vat_robot/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure what you're getting at here
but i'm registered self-employed, and declare all my eBay earnings to the taxman.

Do be a dear and cock off, will you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Oh I'm sorry i thought changes to the tax mans investigation to small sellers might be of interest to you.
Obviously, being a bitter cunt online's more important to you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I'm sorry Chompy
but posting things that might be genuinely useful or interesting to someone on here is not acceptable.

No wonder people don't like you if you go around doing that sort of thing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I am such a troll

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I've stopped being surprised by the depths that you will plumb in order to troll people.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Uh huh
And we all know what a sterling source for news The Register is. You might as well have linked Fox.

And in terms of being a cunt, the pot says it won't accept your reverse charges call.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I generally find the Register to be far less biased and more accurate than most sources.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Considering it links directly to a HRMC statment about it I think you can call it reliable.
Anyway that's not the point, I linked you something you should be aware of, if you're registered with HRMC or not, you reply by patronising me and telling me to cock off.
And then carry on with the "witty" put downs rather than saying "oh thanks I'm glad to know about that."
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

oh thanks i'm glad to know about that

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

You're welcome

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

This is so hawt.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Quickly, can you both tell me how many free minutes you get on your phones.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

A lady called b3th from the coast
Called Darth 'a bender' the most
She'd call him a queer
Not visit the pier
And sends out goods in the post.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Young Jeff was a guy from the West
Who liked fucking doggies the best.
He's say "Come here, Rover
Sit, stay, and roll over"
But claimed that he did it in jest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)