Nobody has written about Gonz,
despite everyone being quite fond,
of his fluffy jew hair, and his attitude of devil-may-care,
I bet he has a very big schlong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you're looking for lines that don't scan
Or rhyme at all, Gonz is your man
He can't fucking spell
But he hides it so well
That most of us end up a fan.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I've already written about the lady b3th,
And half the things I say in jest,
But one thing is true, the things I'd do,
would make most people detest.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

There's a dapper young fellow with the nickname of Gonzo
He's super sweet and sticks to his gal like Bondo
He shows his cock proudly
Shoves it in the air mightily
Says, "This little guy's named Alfolzo"
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Oh Gee, Oh Gosh, Oh My, Oh Well,
I really wish K'babe was my gurl.
Perhaps in time, she will be mine.
and the whole world I would tell.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)