Ballroom

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

not latin though, eh?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I refer you to my point yesterday about Ekaterina Sokolova
But Ballroom is more masculine, yes.

And I'm better at it, which means it's more important.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I don't understand why men continue to drool over perfect women like that
when there are real women like me and Blousie around the place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:17, Reply)

real women tend to object to being drooled on, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I'd much rather have you, personally.
Nonetheless my point about her boyfriend using his dancing skills to punch miles above his weight remains
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

The last time I saw mr b3th try to dance
he fell arse over tit and broke an antique torchière. I think this adequately demonstrates his level of dancing skills. And yet he manages to be punching so far above his weight he must be on steroids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)

This is true
There should be a shrine to him somewhere for the likes of me to worship at
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I am choosing to assume
that "an antigue torchiere" is a euphamism for something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Is torchière a fancy word for arsebone?
It's funny because your husband is very old.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I have no idea why,
but at about 6am this morning I was suddenly struck by the idea that "GOSH" in your sig stands for Great Ormond Street Hospital, then I went back to sleep
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)

...to dream about making sweet, sweet love to Wookie.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Many do. Dream, I mean.
*weeps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)