Expect derision
The French know feck all about music, plus hip-hop is shit. Therefore French hip-hop will be an entirely new level of shit.

Best cold meat - roast beef, as long as it's not too dry.

Real dog - the ability to make me laugh. I have a West Highland Terrier who is a constant source of amusement. She enjoys jumping up on my lap for a nap, but if I'm doing something inconvenient like reading the paper she'll carefully drag the paper onto the floor before jumping up. Brilliant.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yeah right, you probably knock the dog on the floor and tell it to fuck off

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

*muzzlepunch*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

*bitchslap*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Do you still rock out to Phil Collins granddaddy?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Come again Rory?
In English, if you could.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

YOU LIKE SHIT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

YOU EAT SHIT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

YOU ARE SHIT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I <3 RORY

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Rory makes me cry
He's a nasty man. On the internet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

xxx

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Well done. Be proud.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

To dismiss hip hop which covers so many facets of music over the past thirty years is pretty stupid
You come across as the ideal fanbase for the mighty 'Blue Haze'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Appearing at a Fordham Festival near you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Although not this year

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Sorry to piss in your pastis Rory, but the hip-hop that I've heard, I don't like.
This is my opinion, and I'm entitled to it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

You haven't got an icon though
Rory has made his feelings on this matter very clear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Presumably his carer translated for him

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You can now get Phil Collins ... Hits for £1.49

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Ooh look at the fast ninja skilz

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Still no rebuttal for Phil
You must enjoy shoving your fingers up your arse and having a good sniff of the contents whilst playing 'Hits' on repeat
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)

With all due respect Rory (i.e. none)
stop being a cunt. What would mamma think?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)

FISTERS IN LOVE WITH PHIL COLLINS
Surely that makes you the cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Well isn't it obvious - but sadly it is unrequited
Serious question for you. Do you have a laminated keyboard?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Not unlike most keboards it's plastic, precluding the need for lamination Fister
That's why when you wipe up your own keyboard after you've been wanking over phils videos all the messy cum and pubes are gone and it's pretty clean for the next session.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

But surely all the jizz and drool gets stuck between the keys?
How do you cope?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

YOU@RE THE WANKER FISTER YOU TELL ME

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Ooh more capital letters Rory. Such anger.
Were you breast fed?

I'm firmly in the "breast is best" camp, but I really think mummy should have knocked it on the head when you started school. It seems to have had an adverse effect on you in the long term.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Fuck off propeller head

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

NO YOU FUCK OFF

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Gojira are a talented French band, I just don't particularly like them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)