This is only part of my concern
His wages will be mental, there's no way he'll be able to play 46 games a season, and other than a goalkeeper the absolute last thing we need is a centre back. I can only assume that either a) McLaren's got chronic nostalgia or b) Luke Chambers is being tempted by the lure of the Premiership.

There are also rumours linking us with Eidur Gudjonsson and Sylvain Ebanks-Blake, which are much more promising.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mate
You'll be lucky to get 46 minutes!

Eidur is an Indian Giving "I am interested" cock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I'm not sure what this means
But I assume it's bitterness relating to his signing for Spurs over you a while back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

No!!
Yes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Sylvain Ebanks-Blake
Never has one striker so perfectly encompassed the back-handed compliment that is "championship quality"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I think you'll find that Robert Earnshaw holds that particular title
Despite being the only player to have scored a hat-trick in all four divisions, both domestic cup competitions and internationally, he is demonstrably brilliant in the Championship and horribly out of his depth any higher.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

If you sign Woodgate
Why not see if Darren Anderton fancies making a comeback as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Hahaha
Maybe Michael Owen while we're about it.

Hang on, that's not a bad idea. Has anyone got Schteve McLaren'sh number?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Kieron Dyer will be another one you'll be trying to snap up

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

STOP TALKING ABOUT GAY BALL IN MY THREAD
It's the summer ffs, the one time we don't have that shit everywhere, everyday!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)

But the summer dinner dance Darth puts on is the social highlight of the summer
Oh wait, you were on about football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Fine
Do you reckon we'll see twenty wickets in the next test? Total?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)