I had to wait 1 and a half years for my job to be advertised
then I told everyone and some bastard threadstomped and then never replied to his own thread
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Tell me more about this 18 month wait Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

well I've spent the last year and a half
being everyone's bitch just to hold on to my job. Now I can be the bitch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Does this mean you can get out of playground-patrol!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:17, Reply)

nope - that's mine until I can get someone else to do it
but at the moment it's OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Well you get to meet that fancy man you like on playground patrol
So it's no wonder you're in no rush to shift it from your schedule.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)

maybe that has something to do with it :)
but it also looks pretty good if I want to work in a university one day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'm sure it's at the top of your C.V
'Crunchy is highly skilled in resolving conflict, only last week she stopped a game of British Bulldogs from getting out of hand, she also stopped one of the bigger boys taking the lunch money of one of the smaller students. These skills were honed in the difficult environment that is the playground, where the patrol implemented by Crunchy has seen cases of hopscotch related injuries fall by 19%'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:31, Reply)

*copies down for application form*
...and you should see how well I keep the swings
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:32, Reply)

So sometimes you are on playground patrol and other times you are in equipment maintenance......
Swings and roundabout really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I'm on a sliding payscale

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Is there a career frame-work in place that you can climb?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:48, Reply)