biryani
I've missed the joke haven't I.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nope, I was just thinking of how you make it,
I'm experimenting, I did it wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I've had some success making curries using the recipes on this site before
www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/index.htm
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Thanks, I'll bookmark that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Get thee to Aheed and get some biryani spice mix.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Biryanis rock!
That is all.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

It's actually coming together now it looked like I put too much water in
but it's getting good.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'll be book-marking that.
I have a large party coming up, and a nice curry would just about do the job I think. Just be nice if I could get the rice right.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Rice is easy.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I can cook most things
But I've always been shit with rice. My chow meins are shit hot as a result.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

May I expound to you the wonders of microwave rice?
It's bloody amazing, the best thing in the world
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

It's nice
But bloody expensive for what you get.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

but what you get
is a miracle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

no way
super noodles is
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Generation 1 Transformers is.
So is Sound of da Police. Just ask Amberl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Buy Uncle Ben's boil in the bag, distinct lack of fail capability.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Distinct lack of taste too.
Basmati is where it's at.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind.
I just googled it. We'll see what comes up.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Rice is starch and water, it doesn't taste of much, it's supposed to be a filler anyway.
Add salt, done.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Nah! Basmati has a taste and a beautiful aroma.
I love sticking my head in a newly opened bag of basmati and breathing in the aroma.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

basmati penises
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

haha!
Penises smell of wee.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I use a loose enough evaporation method
I don't really time it but it still works out great. It only goes wrong if you try to serve it immediately, you have to leave it to sit with the lid on for about ten minutes once you take it off the heat.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I wish I knew what you meant by that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

alright I'll do my best
you put your rice in a pan. Then you cover it with water to a level where the surface of the water is about 1.5 cm above the surface of the rice (you can measure this with your fingernail). You put the heat on full with the lid off. When it starts to boil you put the lid on, turn the heat to low and leave it for a bit. When it starts to boil over you move the lid a bit to let steam out. Once all the water has evaporated turn off the heat and put the lid back on tight. Then let it sit there for 5/10 mins.

Or you could use a microwave.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Looks like that'll work.
I just hope I don't make too much curry!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Rice in pan.
Enough water to cover and a little over.
High heat till boiling.
Then low simmer.
Leave.
When all water gone then stop cooking and leave to steam for a while.

Job done.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)