Starting a new thread as the last one is dreary
Also I need to stomp some threads after being threadstomped, so let's try again.

What makes you a grown up?
what makes you not a proper grown up yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:40, 199 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Being able to have a sensible debate makes me a grown up,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

There. It's gone now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

hehe

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)

paying into a pension plan
not having a driving licence
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Having sex.
Giggling when someone mentions sex.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

sex

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)

*snigger*

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)

*giggles*
*dreams*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Grown Up: Going to the dentist on a regular basis without prompting
Not So Grown Up: Still hoping that I'll get a badge at the end of the appointment if I've been brave.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I want a reasoned and sensible debate goddamnit!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)

lol jk suck my cock

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:52, Reply)

you 15" black rubber lefty waster

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

My 15" black rubber cock is distinctly Marxist with a hint of authoritarianism.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I never knew that was a quote.
I know that now because I googled it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I've got a big willy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)

bit.ly/g9euyx
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

the clues were all there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

ING K I
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

that kid from Aliens?
you're sick Jeff
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I'm suggesting that Blousie fucks 'em
Which makes me far less sick.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Stop pimping me out Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Sorry Blousie.
I wasn't going to take my commission as it's your birthday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

You can still slap me about a bit when I get home.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Woo!
Of course, I'll be sure to apologise after the event and say that I didn't mean to do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Fanku!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)

And I'll add that 'it won't happen again'
But you can bet your bottom dollar that it will happen again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Oh it will happen again.
I'm shit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Sex.
Giggling about sex. And boobies. And farts.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Oi! stop copying me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Oi! stop copying me.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I sorted out a flat on my own!
I still need a guarantor :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, Reply)

IT'S LAMPERS!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)

It's NOOOOOOEL!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Ooh, I was just like number 200 on that page.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Nice work dude.
How's it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Not too bad
Flat is sorted out bar conformation of guarantors! Just need a job. Bleh. Whazzup?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Gah, a few stressful days and I miss me bird like fucking mad.
Half-way now though, woo!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Excellent!!
Just keep working towards that :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Indeed.
How's the teapot?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Bald.
I cried with laughter when I first saw it, but I kind of really like it. It'll be back to normal in a few months.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Fuck me, it's all gone?
What brought that on? Was he sick of using more shampoo and conditioner than you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Interview.
Had to look presentable. I think it has a bit of a 1940s airman look about it. He claims it's "just not him".

I do miss it though!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I bet.
I had all mine off shortly after the bash, it got a bit beyond a joke. TO BED!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

man I was so busy being all cool in the last thread I missed this one!
I have a beard, I work with children.
Living with my folks until September, I work with children
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, Reply)

What do you call those curries you get rice in with it?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Biryani, thanks for your help

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

no probs

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

biryani
I've missed the joke haven't I.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Nope, I was just thinking of how you make it,
I'm experimenting, I did it wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I've had some success making curries using the recipes on this site before
www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/index.htm
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Thanks, I'll bookmark that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Get thee to Aheed and get some biryani spice mix.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Biryanis rock!
That is all.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

It's actually coming together now it looked like I put too much water in
but it's getting good.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'll be book-marking that.
I have a large party coming up, and a nice curry would just about do the job I think. Just be nice if I could get the rice right.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Rice is easy.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I can cook most things
But I've always been shit with rice. My chow meins are shit hot as a result.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

May I expound to you the wonders of microwave rice?
It's bloody amazing, the best thing in the world
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

It's nice
But bloody expensive for what you get.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

but what you get
is a miracle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

no way
super noodles is
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Generation 1 Transformers is.
So is Sound of da Police. Just ask Amberl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Buy Uncle Ben's boil in the bag, distinct lack of fail capability.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Distinct lack of taste too.
Basmati is where it's at.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind.
I just googled it. We'll see what comes up.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Rice is starch and water, it doesn't taste of much, it's supposed to be a filler anyway.
Add salt, done.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Nah! Basmati has a taste and a beautiful aroma.
I love sticking my head in a newly opened bag of basmati and breathing in the aroma.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

basmati penises
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

haha!
Penises smell of wee.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I use a loose enough evaporation method
I don't really time it but it still works out great. It only goes wrong if you try to serve it immediately, you have to leave it to sit with the lid on for about ten minutes once you take it off the heat.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I wish I knew what you meant by that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

alright I'll do my best
you put your rice in a pan. Then you cover it with water to a level where the surface of the water is about 1.5 cm above the surface of the rice (you can measure this with your fingernail). You put the heat on full with the lid off. When it starts to boil you put the lid on, turn the heat to low and leave it for a bit. When it starts to boil over you move the lid a bit to let steam out. Once all the water has evaporated turn off the heat and put the lid back on tight. Then let it sit there for 5/10 mins.

Or you could use a microwave.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Looks like that'll work.
I just hope I don't make too much curry!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Rice in pan.
Enough water to cover and a little over.
High heat till boiling.
Then low simmer.
Leave.
When all water gone then stop cooking and leave to steam for a while.

Job done.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:44, Reply)

i'm a grown up because i check the mother fucking weather channel before i make plans

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

hahaha! I knew we'd have loads in common.

( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)

News and weather from Spain
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctaszjeaDK0
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I reckon the little twat's NetNanny alarm went off and he's been sent to bed for browsing adult sites.
Great conversation-dodging though, he'll do well in debating in the future.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Part of me is thinking troll when I read his posts back.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Is it your cock? I bet it's your cock.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Nah.
If I had a prehensile cock, I wouldn't be on here.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

aww, it's like your one of us now
:)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Trolls have a kind of universal language.
Annoying.

Thanks either way though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

It comes across more as stunning ineptitude than deliberate provocation.
Unless it's really good method acting.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

never go full retard

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Once you go full retard you can never come back.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)

What did he hope to achieve?
we may spend a lot of time on here doing such things as discussing the liking of breasts, calling Darth an utter bender, discussing lunch and laughing at Al's taste in 70s rock, but if you come out with self indulgent, half understood pseudo political arse flabbage, then we, and by 'we' I mean 'I', will take your every sorry statement to pieces.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I tend to get a little angry whenever I talk about politics.
Mainly because I can't figure out a good way to actually run things properly. I'm thinking a jury-based system with certain exclusions (not sure what these would be, I'm not qualified) might be a start.

This by the way is based on my belief that those who seek power are totally unfit to wield it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

That's rather trite and ill thought out.
Do come back when you have formulated a defendable, workable system.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'm still trying to figure it out, be fair.
I like the Swiss system though, with regular referenda and the proportional representation. Unfortunately it does bring up the occasional anomaly, such as the recent ban on minarets which was a bit unfortunate.

And if anyone says PR doesn't work, I can point you to several examples where it has clearly worked for many, many years. Apart from Italy and Belgium.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I am fair. I'm giving you a second chance.
Let me know when you have a thought through model of social government. Otherwise you are in danger of doing a Freefair.

EDIT: Who are you anyway? Have you changed your username? Are you a Pratchett fanatic?

THE WORLD DEMANDS TO KNOW.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I don't think I'm qualified, to be honest. It's more a half-baked idea than anything else.
But that said, I think the Swiss system is best.

EDIT

As you've edited, I'll permit myself one. I was previously weightedcompanioncube. Darth Foxtrot suggested a name change. I liked his suggestion and I went with it. And I am a massive Pratchett fan. Although I don't think the idea of the Patrician would work here, unfortunately.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Monty will love this.
Hi. I have never conversed with you before.

You should never accept Darth's suggestions. Next thing you know, you'll be docking and bumming.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Thanks
I'll be avoiding most of his more unusual ones, but I liked this one.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Phew!
Where do you stand re. Bendulum?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I prefer Marbella

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I don't.
Never heard of it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Pendulum.
Puerile nu metal for nonces and quenders.

Hence 'Bendulum'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I tend to get a little angry when little tossers suggest that living in a council house automatically means someone is a scrounging workshy cunt.
Can you tell?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I couldn't tell at all, honest.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I know fuck all about politics.
But I know a lot about wankers.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Grown up: I've supported myself for nearly ten years.
Not grown up: I don't give two shits about house prices, the south of France, obsession with car ownership or all the other stuff lots of adults consider important.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'm off to bed.
I've had a lovely birthday spent on the internet : )

Thank you B3tans.
( girlinthehole, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Night night Blousie!
Glad you had a nice day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)

he stole my trick

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:06, Reply)