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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BGB had a real life birthday yesterday.
Everyone was very nice to her. I don't think anything else happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
It was wonderful.
It made the transition into 46 bearable.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:25, Reply)
How did the wanking go?
Or did you just have a nice cup of Ovaltine instead?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:30, Reply)
I forgot!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:33, Reply)
Distracted by chips, I'll wager.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:35, Reply)
Does your sig. refer to all roofing contractors?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:37, Reply)
I'm being an antagonistic council-house-scum leftie today Bartleby, I'm wearing my Che Guevara teeshirt and munching on dry red split peas.
Later on I might post a link to www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/ on the BBC News web site and start a blog about how the current arrangement is wrong and how I refuse to be part of the class system.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)
Oh yeah. Erm.... Down with naive 16 year old kids.
Who think they know it all.

Speaking as council house scum myself. Until 1988 that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)
I've never lived in a council house
and therefore consider myself better than you
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
I had a friend at school who lived in what may have been a council house.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Isn't it lovely, all of us ex council house and non council house tenants all coming together and being friends.
*wells up*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
And current council-house tenants.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
I didn't want to be part of your love-in anyway, I'm smashing the system from within
and later on I might watch old episodes of Newsnight to verse myself in the good old days of rabid conservatism.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:49, Reply)
DID YOU THREATEN TO OVERULE HIM!?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
I ironically called him a tedious spastic, it was fun like jelly babies.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
Ironic spastics are the best spastics.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
I'm not friends with him any more
I went off an bettered myself at university. I imagine he hung around on the dole.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Good for you Al
But that is not much of an achievment really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)
What time did he stay up until in the end?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Looks like 11pm ish, I had a good read this morning instead of wanking.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
He deleted a lot of his stuff though, didn't he?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Hence the wonderful screengrab.
WHo are you again?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Are you weighted companion cube?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Yup.
Conversation with Darth which turned into a name change suggestion. I liked his suggestion, and I'm keeping it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
You realise that by professing your admiration for Mr Pratchett, you will forever earn Monty's Ire.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Monty accepted it to mean something else, although he knew it was from Pratchett, as he's read The Colour Of Magic.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Yeah, he took it to mean "unwanted hanger-on".
I'm not quite sure how to take that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:59, Reply)
I would take it as a grave insult
and perform a flounce. But make sure it's better than Swipeys, that was shit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:01, Reply)
Why flounce?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:02, Reply)
ENTERTAIN US ROBBIE WILLIAMS

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)
YEAH, COME ON ROBBIE, DO SOMETHING FUN ROBBIE!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:04, Reply)
I would do anything for fun.
But I won't do that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Shit Meatloaf impression 3/10.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I fucking love the class system.
I think its weakening over the past 50 years has had terrible consequences for this country. Fucking jumped-up little oiks all over the place not knowing their station. Dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
I'd have loved you, al, swipe and bella here last night, the lad was brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Yeah
It's amazing how he kept up a stream of complete bilge for hours on end.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
I gave it a bloody good go.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)
You did that.
And you gave me a few pointers as well- cheers for that!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:53, Reply)
I was thinking the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:39, Reply)
That's okay
Just have a wee sit down and I'll prepare your banana mash.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:36, Reply)
*takes teeth out*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)
*unzips*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)
*bends over*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:42, Reply)
*suddenly goes off the idea*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)
*cries*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)
Liar

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)
Happy birthday for yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:41, Reply)
Thanks Monty.
How are you feeling today?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)
I totally wished you happy birthday via facebook.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:44, Reply)
I know you did.
And I totally grinned when I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:45, Reply)
Fucking shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Oh dear!
Tell auntie Blouse why.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
He woke up without a seek kebab stuck to his face.
So he had to have cornflakes for breakfast.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)
Monty hates seek kababs, and muslim ones too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)
have you read through last night's lolthread?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Oh dear.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)
OH MY DEAR SWEET MONTY !
Fake it 'till you make it. Be the person you want to be. Make that glass half full. Carpay Deeum !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
GONZ!
Are you ribbing on friday night?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:51, Reply)
SUPPRISE RIBS ! YES !
I didn't know anything about, but yeah', sure, sounds good =D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:52, Reply)

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